Ah, vacation...

[satellitedriver]

I call those planning vacations. I take a major project I want to complete. I plan it. Study it very carefully. Try to take a different perspective over a couple of beers here and there and If I plan carefully my week is usually done by the time I'm ready to implement.

The exact( almost) description of my first weeks vacation last month.
Replace,"a couple of beers" to "a couple of 12 packs" and we are on the same page.
My secret is to do something special for my wife, to cover up the fact I have just been doing nothing,except drinking and thinking.
I do something she normally does when she comes home ,after her hard days work.
Clean kitchen and supper on the stove works every time.
If the laundry is done, well lets just say, the Viagra flag will be flying.

 

[DS]

the ultimate beach hammock comes with 2 horny men,handy when there are no trees...are you up to it SD? cialis is good too,if you want to go camping

 

[trplnkl]

Thank goodness there are a few states between us. I wish I had someone off this week though so I could play some golf. I hate playing with myself. Wait. That didn't come out r ight either.

Sooooo, you really like playing with yourself?

 

[scratch]

Got a vacation next week...Headin up to Ga to meet some friends..be nice not to sweat whilst working

I'm off next week too, I will be staying home "doing nothing". I use weeks like this to go see my doc and dentist, I'm about due for a PMI. I call my vacation weeks at home my "maintenance week". Turning off that alarm clock is the best part. I usually plan on some big home improvement project, but I never get everything done. I have been meaning to paint the outside of my house the last five years.

MonavieLeaker, its been in the nineties and humid up here, you will sweat even if you aren't working.

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

Boy now we can all be at ease knowing what upstate nyer is gonna do with the boyfriend of his daughter and he dont even know his name. Your too cool. what dose a cdl have to do with it?

Cuz da truk is tooo long.

See how annoying being unable to spell can be?

This was my 1000th post and I had to waste it on an idiot like Rocket Man.

 

[satellitedriver]

the ultimate beach hammock comes with 2 horny men,handy when there are no trees...are you up to it SD? cialis is good too,if you want to go camping

I would just lay face down and hold the hammock up without any help.
Quite a balancing act, but I can get "up" for it.

 

[browniehound]

Pretty sad. But its not really UPS its the funnest part of UPS.

You're right Tooner, it is the funnest part of UPS. I'm sorry to say, I enjoy reading and writing about life at UPS. I really enjoy reading about other UPSer's experiences at UPS.

 

[browniehound]

I call those planning vacations. I take a major project I want to complete. I plan it. Study it very carefully. Try to take a different perspective over a couple of beers here and there and If I plan carefully my week is usually done by the time I'm ready to implement.

Tie, I hear ya my friend. I thought for two weeks prior to this vacation of everything I was going to do around the house. It hasn't happened yet.

What I do like about these vacations with no plans is that I get to visit all of my favorite restuarants on weeknights and at normal dinner hours. I look forward to these nights out every vacation that I stay home

 

[brownmonster]

I hit my 19th year in Feb but I won't get the 6th week of vacation until the 20th year. I am kinda on vacation this week. My wife and daughters went to Niagara Falls for the week so it's just me and the boy. Is it possible to get sick of bacon cheeseburgers?

 

[feeder53]

Upstate, does it still say "An adventure in moving on the side of the U-Haul vehicles?

It sure is........

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

Upstate, does it still say "An adventure in moving on the side of the U-Haul vehicles?

It sure is........

I will find out really soon.

 

[MonavieLeaker]

Well I'm leaving in the morning for the trip I'll try to check the board when im up there if not yall have a good week

 

[oakcreekteamie]

I wish i could have a vaca... Last year at this time i was in Hawaii surfing

 

[toonertoo]

This is my 2nd of 3. 3 weeks in the summer, together.......no schedule, no plans, have done not a thing............ahhhhhhhh, I was unsure if I should do it, but I am glad I did, although Monday aug 11th will be a real tear jerker.
This year I get 7, almost enough

 

[scratch]

I am on my fourth week out of six. I still need to schedule my Option Days, so in a way I have seven weeks plus two days. I haven't done anything either this week, but I made sure my alarm clock doesn't go off at 4:30 AM!

 

[oakcreekteamie]

I am on my fourth week out of six. I still need to schedule my Option Days, so in a way I have seven weeks plus two days. I haven't done anything either this week, but I made sure my alarm clock doesn't go off at 4:30 AM!

If it does go off, we should all prepare for Armageddon.

 

[Catatonic]

I am on my fourth week out of six. I still need to schedule my Option Days, so in a way I have seven weeks plus two days. I haven't done anything either this week, but I made sure my alarm clock doesn't go off at 4:30 AM!

Sounds great! Sleeping late on Saturday is my big treat for the week. I get 6 weeks as well but I wind up taking 1 or 2 days here and there with usually only getting to take a whole week off once per year. I had this week scheduled but as usual, something came up. Hoping I can get Thurs and Fri off before my grandson (8 yrs old) goes back to school.

 

[satellitedriver]

I am on my fourth week out of six. I still need to schedule my Option Days, so in a way I have seven weeks plus two days. I haven't done anything either this week, but I made sure my alarm clock doesn't go off at 4:30 AM!

4:30 AM !!!!!!
Only bad news on the phone is allowed at that time.

 

[DS]

We just got back 2 weeks ago and we stayed in a town called Bridgewater,in Nova Scotia.Nice little town.We stayed at the comfort inn and the lady at the desk suggested a restaurant called "the two chef's"
It was amazing.French/Indian....my wife had lemon pepper chicken and I had the chicken curry with naan and rice...fresh baked bread
I like vacations

 

[brownmonster]

Just came back fom San Francisco. The people there make me look normal.