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Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by UPSmeoff, Feb 5, 2006.

  1. UPSmeoff

    UPSmeoff Active Member

    Other than different time zones WTF....
    Most users ever online was 114, 01-30-2006 at 09:15 PM.
    UPSmeoff, upsace, another#

    It is early, why do yall get up before the sun is up?
    I have a good reason.............I havent been to bed yet.
    I need some sleep.
  2. UPSmeoff

    UPSmeoff Active Member

    I had a safety ride with my superviser on friday. He is a pretty good friend of
    mine so it was not very painful. I was able to get off at 11:30am.
    How cool is that. There is nothing better than going to work and finding out that you can go home once your there.
    Driving away is like bliss.
    Even though i need some more money, i cant turn down a day off.
    I just look at it as one less day that im not going to get injured.
    One more day that i have to spend with my mutt....and my best gal.
    My best gal is pretty cool though. Even though i met her on my route.
    I try to make it a point not to date girls on my route, but sometimes its unavoidable.
    Problem is, though is that when you break up with her you still have to see her everyday. I have been trying to break this habit, but damn!, its hard not flirting withe some girls.

    It is not a good scene.
    I know ive gotten off subject but thats the truth......
    NEVER date a girl on your route..
    They turn out to be psycho, retarded immature people,

    This is a pro tip.

    nobody wants a girl crying into her salad at lunch because mr. Brown could not give her what she wants.
  3. UPSmeoff

    UPSmeoff Active Member

    If one more frigging tourist asks me if im going to race the truck im goingt to kill myself.
    I especially like the joke about UPS and FED EX merging.
    They are going to call it Fed UPS...............Ha Ha Ha.
    I do my best to act like i have never heard that joke before, but sometimes i think the person knows that im am being sarcastic when i tell them to shut the F up.
    I have actually had people pose with the UPS truck before.....Sad.
    I love making people think that i dont know who Dale Jarrett is..........

    i mean..........

    there is a license plate sticker on the front of my car that has a pic of Dale circling to the left....I act like ive never heard of him.
    Strange looks is what i get..
  4. over9five

    over9five Moderator Staff Member

    I wore my Dale Jarrett 88 hat Friday.
    They won't let us wear them here, but sometimes.....ya gotta be a rebel!
  5. Fredly000

    Fredly000 Just Another in Brown

    No No, I think my current favorite is:

    "Are you UPS"
    No I'm wearing a uniform with a secret code on it that means FedEx.

    "can you take this"
    of course I always answer: "of course if its labelled and ready to go"

    or someone walks up.
    "do you have anything for me" (at 11am)
    I answer, who is "me" then either they want a resi package(sorry can't help)
    or they live 50miles away, and I'm not even their driver..
  6. jido

    jido New Member

    maybe the german guys?

  7. speeddemon

    speeddemon Guest

    9five, I keep mine in the truck too! My customers think it looks much better with the uniform.
  8. 30andout

    30andout New Member

    Don't you just love it when you walk into a business with a pkg in one hand and your diad in the other and the recepitionest ask "May I help you?" No I just carry this stuff with me all the time.:lol: