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Other than different time zones WTF....
Most users ever online was 114, 01-30-2006 at 09:15 PM.
UPSmeoff, upsace, another#

It is early, why do yall get up before the sun is up?
I have a good reason.............I havent been to bed yet.
I need some sleep.


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I had a safety ride with my superviser on friday. He is a pretty good friend of
mine so it was not very painful. I was able to get off at 11:30am.
How cool is that. There is nothing better than going to work and finding out that you can go home once your there.
Driving away is like bliss.
Even though i need some more money, i cant turn down a day off.
I just look at it as one less day that im not going to get injured.
One more day that i have to spend with my mutt....and my best gal.
My best gal is pretty cool though. Even though i met her on my route.
I try to make it a point not to date girls on my route, but sometimes its unavoidable.
Problem is, though is that when you break up with her you still have to see her everyday. I have been trying to break this habit, but damn!, its hard not flirting withe some girls.

It is not a good scene.
I know ive gotten off subject but thats the truth......
NEVER date a girl on your route..
They turn out to be psycho, retarded immature people,

This is a pro tip.

nobody wants a girl crying into her salad at lunch because mr. Brown could not give her what she wants.


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If one more frigging tourist asks me if im going to race the truck im goingt to kill myself.
I especially like the joke about UPS and FED EX merging.
They are going to call it Fed UPS...............Ha Ha Ha.
I do my best to act like i have never heard that joke before, but sometimes i think the person knows that im am being sarcastic when i tell them to shut the friend up.
I have actually had people pose with the UPS truck before.....Sad.
I love making people think that i dont know who Dale Jarrett is..........

i mean..........

there is a license plate sticker on the front of my car that has a pic of Dale circling to the left....I act like ive never heard of him.
Strange looks is what i get..


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I wore my Dale Jarrett 88 hat Friday.
They won't let us wear them here, but sometimes.....ya gotta be a rebel!


Just Another in Brown
No No, I think my current favorite is:

"Are you UPS"
No I'm wearing a uniform with a secret code on it that means FedEx.

"can you take this"
of course I always answer: "of course if its labelled and ready to go"

or someone walks up.
"do you have anything for me" (at 11am)
I answer, who is "me" then either they want a resi package(sorry can't help)
or they live 50miles away, and I'm not even their driver..


9five, I keep mine in the truck too! My customers think it looks much better with the uniform.


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Don't you just love it when you walk into a business with a pkg in one hand and your diad in the other and the recepitionest ask "May I help you?" No I just carry this stuff with me all the time.:lol: