Amazon's Finest!

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by swing_drv, Jan 11, 2019.

  1. swing_drv

    swing_drv Member

  2. Poop Head

    Poop Head rubber bands on the handle

    Appears to be a woman. I think.
  3. Star B

    Star B White Lightening

    And then she tries to yank the rear step back straight... what does she think she's driving, a chevy?
  4. The Driver

    The Driver I drive.

    Could've been a horrific accident instead of a bent light pole.
  5. rod

    rod retired and happy

    like that has never happened to a UPS driver.
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  6. Indecisi0n

    Indecisi0n Well-Known Member

    Should have stayed in the kitchen.
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  7. Richard Harrow

    Richard Harrow Deplorable.

  8. Operational needs

    Operational needs Virescit Vulnere Virtus

  9. Brownslave688

    Brownslave688 You want a toe? I can get you a toe.

    Maybe back when you guys pulled into driveways and left the trucks running with bulkhead doors wide open ;)
  10. Indecisi0n

    Indecisi0n Well-Known Member

  11. upsbeernut

    upsbeernut Sometimes i feel like a nut sometimes i dont

  12. upsbeernut

    upsbeernut Sometimes i feel like a nut sometimes i dont

    its an automatic, forget to put it in park? How?
  13. A lot of those Amazon cans have big dents, scratches and bent bumpers.
  14. oldngray

    oldngray nowhere special

    Most Amazon drivers use their own cars.

    Beat up old cars.
  15. They have the big Amazon vans around here.
  16. Star B

    Star B White Lightening

    It's got a staggered shifter pattern. If you don't fully push it up and to the right, you may just put it into Neutral. Those new sprinters beep at EVERYTHING, so you get beep-fatigue.
  17. JustDeliverIt

    JustDeliverIt Active Member

    She was lucky no one was waling on the sidewalk. All you need is someone walking their dog with earbuds in to not hear the van rolling at them. Could have been real ugly.
  18. MECH-lift

    MECH-lift Union Brother

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  19. The Driver

    The Driver I drive.

    A driver in my building rolled it in the summer like that. Said he was feeling delirious from the heat and forgot to put it in P.
  20. Crash-n-Burn

    Crash-n-Burn Finished work

    Been seeing these amazing vans around town past couple weeks with bent bumpers.
    The margins are so slim in these operations if they ever get into a serious accident it will take a hundred years to earn back the money in losses.
  21. oldupsman

    oldupsman Well-Known Member

    I plead the 5th.
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