An Elephant Tale!

[fethrs]

Pickup o pickup I must say,
You've said your word,
You've had your say.
Under no witchs rule am I as
I work under the moonlit sky.
Creating my crystals against
Sorceress or no, they will challenge
The evil as well as woe.
Not just for me my friend
But for all who stand strong till the end.
For it is true as you say, they have their
own special way.
They hold the magical key
To love, hope, and prosperity.

 

[ajblakejr]

Pickup o pickup I must say,
Not just for me my friend
But for all who stand strong till the end.
For it is true as you say, they have their
own special way.
They hold the magical key
To love, hope, and prosperity.

like you say....Score!!

 

[pickup]

Pickup o pickup I must say,
You've said your word,
You've had your say.
Under no witchs rule am I as
I work under the moonlit sky.
Creating my crystals against
Sorceress or no, they will challenge
The evil as well as woe.
Not just for me my friend
But for all who stand strong till the end.
For it is true as you say, they have their
own special way.
They hold the magical key
To love, hope, and prosperity.

I hit the send button a moment too soon, I meant to say "Dat's Beautiful"
(rework that fourth line, you want it to end with "I")

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

I hit the send button a moment too soon...QUOTE]

I always try to think of something else to ensure that I do not prematurely send.

 

[pickup]

I hit the send button a moment too soon...

I always try to think of something else to ensure that I do not prematurely send.

Those words taketh on an even more sinister aspect when in conjunction upon gazing at your familiar in your avatar. There are dark shades from the bowels of hades that I perceive when I look upon that beast clearly plotting evil plans that will betwixt the land

 

[fethrs]

Slow hand.....

 

[Big Babooba]

All this from an elephant tampon?

 

[dilligaf]

ahh, such wisdom displayed in electing such a signature line. Indeed , some quests are better left unaided.
Be thou aware, for the evil witch of the west does disparage thy good name
If an ill wind blow from the west, surely she will be the one to blame.

Ahhhh dear Jester, it is a fairy tale I speaketh of. In fairy tales all evil is dispensed of in good order. But it is the real world that I live in and the ill wind that you speaketh of is but a gentle breath of the truth. I thought that you were of the minion of the duke himself but I doth think that I was wrong. And I bless you for aiding me in my quest. And the one that will be blamed is the one that is wrong. Tis not I that be wrong.

 

[moreluck]

Someone telleth me whateth this thread is about ???!!!

 

[Dizzee]

Someone telleth me whateth this thread is about ???!!!

Ahh, Moreluck, yarn spinner, teller of tales, are ye on a quest for truths? Ye will find not the truth here, but ye will develop a severe lisp, as have all others who dareth enter here. Ye have been warned!

 

[fethrs]

All this from an elephant tampon?

No, not the elephant tampon, the bedtime story you started about the fair princess AJ...


.....to be continued.....

 

[pickup]

Ahhhh dear Jester, it is a fairy tale I speaketh of. In fairy tales all evil is dispensed of in good order. But it is the real world that I live in and the ill wind that you speaketh of is but a gentle breath of the truth. I thought that you were of the minion of the duke himself but I doth think that I was wrong. And I bless you for aiding me in my quest. And the one that will be blamed is the one that is wrong. Tis not I that be wrong.

If ye not be a witch, then a simple test ye will not mind
if ye are a witch, then thine life be mine.

 

[pickup]

methinks I be winning (It's a good thing I read all those Thor comic books years ago)

 

[dilligaf]

If ye not be a witch, then a simple test ye will not mind
if ye are a witch, then thine life be mine.

I shall take the test thee put fore me, jester! I shall prove to thee I am neither, witch nor enemy. I shall also prove to thee that I am friend for life if thine deserveth such.

 

[dilligaf]

A water test, I think I'm in heaven.

 

[pickup]

I shall take the test thee put fore me, jester! I shall prove to thee I am neither, witch nor enemy. I shall also prove to thee that I am friend for life if thine deserveth such.

First, thou threaten me, and now thou dost seek my friendship.
Which witch is which?
Dost thou think I fall prey to this switch?

Fethrs, I urge thee. Your task is now at hand
For Friday night , you will be forced to take a stand.
Thor's day, night before the full moon
for your crystals' powers to be in full bloom
in the rays of that silvery orb they must take a bath
for they will be tested in the eve of Frida , the witches' sabbath
At the witching hour, the wicked witch of the west
will do what she does best
from the vortex of Sedona she will draw
upon the powers good folk abhor

So be prepared for the night of the full moon
and beware that crazy witch of a loon.

No more can I write
for I feel sleepy
I am falling under the spell of the witch's cohort
the shapeshifter known as Dizzee

 

[pickup]

A water test, I think I'm in heaven.

Truly, witch, it would be an understatement to say that all the waters of Neptune would not be enough to cleanse your soul of the wickedness that has been encouraged to fester there.

 

[pickup]

from my water scrying and divinating
and a fortnight of meditating
I bring forth a vision of the the witch dilligaf
and how she spent the last witches' sabbath

 

[dilligaf]

First, thou threaten me, and now thou dost seek my friendship.
Which witch is which?
Dost thou think I fall prey to this switch?

HUH?

 

[pickup]

HUH?

allright you didn't threaten me, but I wanted to keep the show going a little longer.