An Elephant Tale!

[pickup]

Queen sizeth is perfect. It is well known that it is the perfect size, for, "it sleepeth two but bangeth four"

On this, I truly do agree
a "Queen" bed is perfect for Dizzee

 

[pickup]

Someone once said
that a picture is worth a thousand words
and we have one here who is deft at manipulating images
or so I have heard
But on relative values
I have to say
Just a few words of mine
will win the day

 

[pickup]

Perhaps Oreo should accompany Sir Ed of Hochuli to the optometrist to discuss the removal of cataracts. His lunch hangs upon the castle walls in plain view of all.

Hearken not to this bad advice, Sir Babooba
for tis a trick
your cat is not ill
no, he is not sick
for sir dizzee has a plan
on which he hopes to act
he simply wishes to remove the cat
not the CATaracts

 

[Dizzee]

my tongue is twisted
but yours is forked
for I am not the creature
known as the duke of pork
And while I did indeed speak
with the wretched sea hag
it was only long enough for her to confirm
that "Sir" Dizzee is a (thingeth that rhymeth with hag and starteth with an "friend")

On this, I truly agree
a "Queen" bed is perfect for Dizzee

Do ye find it as distubing as I, that Sir Pickup follows me about, desperately wishing for me to declare a preference for dudeths? Thy needs to move on, Sir Pickup. Surely ye can find a blacksmith in the village who's hammer swings that way.

Dizzee's eyes look only to the fairest of maidens.

 

[pickup]

Dizzee's eyes look only to the fairest of maidens.

A strategem employed by some
to hide that they are weird
they seeketh fair maidens
to act as their "beards"

 

[pickup]

I have waged war with sir dizzee
but he has had the last laugh
for I am betrothed to a wretched sea hag
whilst he has won the Fair Maiden, Dilligaf

 

[Dizzee]

I have waged war with sir dizzee
but he has had the last laugh
for I am betrothed to a wretched sea hag
whilst he has won the Fair Maiden, Dilligaf

Hag? Not so much. But a warning I give to thee. Ye can hit only doubles on this field of play. Stuck on second base for all eternity.

 

[Dizzee]

Hag? Not so much. But a warning I give to thee. Ye can hit only doubles on this field of play. Stuck on second base for all eternity.

P.S. Ye had better steereth clear of the royal cat Oreo. He seems to be particularly fondeth of seafood.

 

[pickup]

Hag? Not so much. But a warning I give to thee. Ye can hit only doubles on this field of play. Stuck on second base for all eternity.

Perhaps it be fitting
that no issue
can come of a joining
of gendering tissue

For if it could be
what might we see?
mayhaps, pigs that are swimming
throughout the seven seas

and then we might hear
a riddle sung that would give me fear:

Asketh any mermaid
you happen to see
What's the best tuna?
Porky of the Sea

 

[DS]

A swine as a swimmer,tends to slit is own throat,
so a manicured hog stays afloateth
But a pig cannot fly, like a bird in the sky
Its a fact that you all may quoteth

The oreo cat is no cat in the hat
no geen eggs and ham from babooba
its labstah or nuthin',no bluberry muffins
or the browncafe cruise to Aruba

Dilly and Dizzy,are both staying busy
rewriting the tales of old england
and pickups is waning as a poet in training
waddling through like a nanuvut penguin

As I read enjoying, all the girl and the boying
that immerses from every new post
I like what I'm reading,like newlyweds breeding
and the one thing I notice the most

We are all lucky, to have such a forum
where we can say stuffeth, that is not boring
Use words to describeth,the thoughts that are sacred
to be free and alive, hell lets all get naked!

 

[dilligaf]

the jester was retired and now is dead
not to heaven did he go, but briefly to hades instead
Too bad for heaven, too good for hell
he is now under the enchantment of an eternal spell
he walks the earth in a new form , but not that of man
He is now known as the demon , Etrigan


Change! Change, O form of man!
Release the might from fleshy mire!
Boil the blood in heart of fire!
Gone! Gone! -- the form of man --
Rise, the Demon Etrigan!!"

Googleth Etrigan the Demon if thoust dare
many others have and not well did they fare



A brief glimpse of Etrigan if thoust desire
But stare too long and ye shall feel his fire

from 4:14 to 4:32
gives just enough
to put the fear into you

YouTube - batman the brave and the bold -day of the dark knight part 4

Twas my bad, to have forgotten that the jester was dead. But I doth protest to the Demon Etrigan, I don't thinketh for a moment that there is a bad bone in thy body. Can I checketh to seeth?

 

[dilligaf]

A swine as a swimmer,tends to slit is own throat,
so a manicured hog stays afloateth
But a pig cannot fly, like a bird in the sky
Its a fact that you all may quoteth

The oreo cat is no cat in the hat
no geen eggs and ham from babooba
its labstah or nuthin',no bluberry muffins
or the browncafe cruise to Aruba

Dilly and Dizzy,are both staying busy
rewriting the tales of old england
and pickups is waning as a poet in training
waddling through like a nanuvut penguin

As I read enjoying, all the girl and the boying
that immerses from every new post
I like what I'm reading,like newlyweds breeding
and the one thing I notice the most

We are all lucky, to have such a forum
where we can say stuffeth, that is not boring
Use words to describeth,the thoughts that are sacred
to be free and alive, hell lets all get naked!

OMG! DS that was awesome.

 

[dilligaf]

Queen sizeth is perfect. It is well known that it is the perfect size, for, "it sleepeth two but bangeth four"

Dost thou have any 'four' in mindeth?

 

[Big Babooba]

A swine as a swimmer,tends to slit is own throat,
so a manicured hog stays afloateth
But a pig cannot fly, like a bird in the sky
Its a fact that you all may quoteth

The oreo cat is no cat in the hat
no geen eggs and ham from babooba
its labstah or nuthin',no bluberry muffins
or the browncafe cruise to Aruba

Dilly and Dizzy,are both staying busy
rewriting the tales of old england
and pickups is waning as a poet in training
waddling through like a nanuvut penguin

As I read enjoying, all the girl and the boying
that immerses from every new post
I like what I'm reading,like newlyweds breeding
and the one thing I notice the most

We are all lucky, to have such a forum
where we can say stuffeth, that is not boring
Use words to describeth,the thoughts that are sacred
to be free and alive, hell lets all get naked!

DS thy idea tis not good and tis half bake-ed
For us to run around here bare assed naked
I warneth all - bewareth and caution be taken
If thou tryest to show us thy Canadian bacon

 

[pickup]

thy revisionist history
hast been noticed

 

[pickup]

Twas my bad, to have forgotten that the jester was dead. But I doth protest to the Demon Etrigan, I don't thinketh for a moment that there is a bad bone in thy body. Can I checketh to seeth?

When will you foolish mortals learn?
A demon's bones are not your concern!

Thou hast elected Sir Dizzee
live with thine choice
I will be not be tempted
by your beguiling voice

 

[dilligaf]

When will you foolish mortals learn?
A demon's bones are not your concern!

Thou hast elected Sir Dizzee
live with thine choice
I will be not be tempted
by your beguiling voice

OK

 

[fethrs]

Oh look! The whole gang's together!

 

[Dizzee]

Dost thou have any 'four' in mindeth?

Maidens fair as thee are rare and rockin'.
We'll make up for lacketh of others,
Broken bedsprings, neighbors knockin'.
Cause if I really hadeth my druthers,
Thy castle door we'd be lockin'.



( In the future, I think I'll leave the poems to Sir Pickup of Poorprose and DS of the North.)

 

[Big Babooba]

I seeith not my loyal Oreo. What hath thou done to my ever faithful Oreo? If one hair has been harmith, I shall cast a pox on thou and thy seed! Produceith now my loving Oreo or faceith the consequences!