And I thought ups was bad....

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by Brownslave688, Aug 7, 2018.

  1. Brownslave688

    Brownslave688 You want a toe? I can get you a toe.

    our local post office is :censored2:ing terrible about trying to cover up their :censored2: ups.

    I bet we've had 4-5 packages this year that were "delivered to front door" after being "held at the office per customer request"


    It usually shows up a day or two later. Lol
     
  2. Boxslinger11

    Boxslinger11 Next gen teamster

  3. Poop Head

    Poop Head Lovin' every minute of it!

    Do they at least clean your "toys" off, before delivering them to your house?
     
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  4. sandwich

    sandwich The resident gearhead

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  5. Been In Brown Too Long

    Been In Brown Too Long Ex-Package Donkey

    I had put a package on will call pickup at PO. A golf club. I get a notification that it's ready for pickup. I drive down there. They claim there's no package there for me. I show email. They say postmaster will have to contact me. He's busy right now. I leave, head home. Two hours later he calls. Says package is out on truck, he'll contact the driver. Calls me back says driver just delivered my package to my front door. I heard no doorbell or knock, but check while he's on the phone. No package at front door. He says to look around. Seriously, my porch is pretty basic, no package. He says he'll call me back. I wait now 2 1/2 hours for a return call. Oh, it's been here at the post office all along. Seriously? What was all the "we just delivered it" BS in the middle there? Postmaster tells me to ring bell at a special door to avoid line when I go back to PO to pick up. Drive all the way back to post office, guy gives me attitude about going to wrong door for package pickup. I'm the one that should be throwing attitude! Place actually runs worse than UPS, and how the hell is that even possible!?!
     
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  6. KOG72

    KOG72 I’m full of it

    The only time we have any problem with the post office is when our regular driver is off.My wife had a Mother’s Day gift return because the driver filling in didn’t recognize the name on the box,my step daughter had put her name on it by mistake.Regular driver knows her name,wife was p.oed.
     
  7. Rick Ross

    Rick Ross I'm into distribution!!

    Drivers in my neighborhood will not leave their vehicle if a dog is visible anywhere on the street. Big dog, small dog doesn't matter... If you want your package it will be a trip to the customer counter if you're not outside when they are delivering.

    It's quicker for them to write a note than walk to the front door. They choose the easiest option.
     
  8. JustDeliverIt

    JustDeliverIt Active Member

    I see PO carriers on route all the time. They act as if leaving the vehicle will end their life. They drive up a driveway that is 2 car lengths to put a package on a porch and back out just so they don't have to walk up it.
     
  9. Operational needs

    Operational needs Virescit Vulnere Virtus

     
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  10. The Driver

    The Driver I drive.

    Surprised they didn't hit the pickup truck on the way out.
     
  11. Brownslave688

    Brownslave688 You want a toe? I can get you a toe.

    Funny you say that. A cover driver ran off the road into my parents yard a few weeks ago because she wouldn't get out.


    She drove past the mailbox and instead of putting it in park and getting out she put her foot on the brake, opened the door and leaned as far as she could.


    She fell out of the car and there went the car.
     
  12. BSWALKS

    BSWALKS And So It Goes

    Another "in My Feelings " challenge fail
     
  13. Brownslave688

    Brownslave688 You want a toe? I can get you a toe.

    Finally googled "Kiki challenge" because I've been hearing so much about it. People are idiots.
     
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  14. BSWALKS

    BSWALKS And So It Goes

    I must say that 100 times/day.

    People are :censored2:ing stupid.
     
  15. Brownslave688

    Brownslave688 You want a toe? I can get you a toe.

    You know I have my fair share of brain farts but it's sad the number of people that watch someone do dumb :censored2: and think oh I should try that too.
     
  16. Wrong

    Wrong :))

    It’s keke and she love you.
     
  17. Brownslave688

    Brownslave688 You want a toe? I can get you a toe.

    Ummm every time I've seen it in print it's been Kiki.
     
  18. BSWALKS

    BSWALKS And So It Goes

    Same, but it seems like a good way to thin the herd.
     
  19. Wally

    Wally BrownCafe Innovator & King of Puns

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  20. Operational needs

    Operational needs Virescit Vulnere Virtus



    Definitely not a fail from this dentist in SC. I’m still trying to figure out how to get an appointment with him. He’s probably booked solid for the next 20 years now. Lol.