Anyone see these new cigarette holders they're putting in all the trucks?

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by UPS_carnage11, Jul 12, 2019 at 10:02 AM.

  1. Returntosender

    Returntosender Well-Known Member

    They’re illegal since 2009
     
  2. UPS_carnage11

    UPS_carnage11 New Member

    I smoked those in jail for a little while. They turn your lips and fingers brown. But otherwise not too bad.
     
  3. burrheadd

    burrheadd KING Of GIFS

    What you locked up for
     
  4. 542thruNthru

    542thruNthru Well-Known Member

    Chronic public masturbation.

    It affects 1 in 50 people in the United States.
     
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  5. burrheadd

    burrheadd KING Of GIFS

    Ok-then hope it works out for you
     
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  6. 1BROWNWRENCH

    1BROWNWRENCH Amateur Malthusian

    Mopery
     
  7. rod

    rod retired and happy

    I see you have a fan. I bent a couple of the fan blade guards closer together so the I could wedge my cigarette in there when I was delivering. Worked real good except for a few times when I got back to my truck, reached for my cigarette and knocked it into the fan. Instant shower of sparks blown in your face. Not cool.
     
  8. rod

    rod retired and happy

    Wow.----cigarette pack holder, fan and an automatic. Have I told you lately how tough we had it?
     
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  9. rod

    rod retired and happy

    and cup holders too--damn
     
  10. rod

    rod retired and happy

    Is that an air-conditioning vent below the pack of cigs?
     
  11. Covemastah

    Covemastah And the Reign Of Terror Continues!! Pats # 6 !!!

    Glad they let you out !!! :)
     
  12. 542thruNthru

    542thruNthru Well-Known Member

    Not me. I felt excepted in the joint. Everyone is a chronic masturbator in there.
     
  13. UPS_carnage11

    UPS_carnage11 New Member

    Yes. My truck has a/c, yours doesn't?
     
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  14. UPS_carnage11

    UPS_carnage11 New Member

    Yes, about a thousand times. But what's one more?
     
  15. UPS_carnage11

    UPS_carnage11 New Member

    Grand Theft. I stole a UPS truck. They forgot to tell me I was fired. The whole time I thought the police were giving me an escort.
     
  16. burrheadd

    burrheadd KING Of GIFS

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  17. iruhnman630

    iruhnman630 Well-Known Member

    No distractions in the cab.

    Now use our new obnoxiously placed diad holder so you can see your turn-by-turn directions on the screen to be followed at a minimum level of compliance as determined by our newest daily repirts.
     
  18. rod

    rod retired and happy

    Yes it does . I think its standard equipment now on 2017 3/4 ton Silverados.
     
  19. rod

    rod retired and happy

    I want the new guys to know how tough we had it. They must understand how easy things are now. :-)
     
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  20. Dr.Brown

    Dr.Brown Swollen Member

    I hope you take your trash with you... There's a few cover guys that don't give af about their butts being all over the cab and in the cargo area. Friggin stinks bad and the smell doesn't go away.