Anyone smoke weed before work?

Discussion in 'FedEx Discussions' started by SuperHandler, Aug 17, 2014.

  1. SuperHandler

    SuperHandler Member

    I'm a Package handler with 2 months of work history so I'm pretty veteran dawg. Smoking weed before work is so trippy. Especially when making P1 deliveries to hot chicks. How many stops per hour? I usually do your mom every hour. So uhhh, thanks for reading bros.
  2. Route 66

    Route 66 Not a Bitter Thought In My Head Member

    .....and they say that smoking weed has no long term affects on the brain.
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  3. overflowed

    overflowed Well-Known Member

    Yo dog! Please stop. You don't want to be responsible for some woman pushing a baby cart getting run over by you cause you felt like toking at 5 am. Grow up foo.
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  4. bleedinbrown58

    bleedinbrown58 ahhh....the mouth breathers

    Riiiight :rolleyes2:
  5. retiredTxfeeder

    retiredTxfeeder cap'n crunch

    My BS meter just pegged out!
  6. oldngray

    oldngray nowhere special

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  7. rod

    rod retired and happy

    sounds like a future part time sup in the making.
  8. CJinx

    CJinx Well-Known Member

    We'd lose half of our package handlers if we required them to pass a drug screen.
  9. oldngray

    oldngray nowhere special

    Which half would pass? Those on drugs or those not?
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  11. bleedinbrown58

    bleedinbrown58 ahhh....the mouth breathers

    You know how many package drivers they'd lose too??
  12. SuperHandler

    SuperHandler Member

    Uhhh, I'll just claim I'm handicapped before peak dawg. That way I can sit at home and smoke weed all day. UPS has a union, I figured I'll start my own.

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  13. bleedinbrown58

    bleedinbrown58 ahhh....the mouth breathers

    Oh STFU....really.
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  14. cosmo1

    cosmo1 Just another internet hooligan.

    Maybe Dave will jump on this guy when he stops at home for lunch.;)
  15. bleedinbrown58

    bleedinbrown58 ahhh....the mouth breathers

    And neglect Rowdy??? :nonono:

    1BROWNWRENCH Amateur Malthusian

    Just assert you have a right on the grounds of religious freedom being you're a Rastafarian.

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  18. burrheadd

    burrheadd Be The Ball

    Yeah that's the ticket

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  19. Goldilocks

    Goldilocks Well-Known Member

    POT HEADS have been flying here lately. Go smoke a Joint and chill
  20. Mr. 7

    Mr. 7 The monkey on the left.

    Our pilots are in on the 4:20?