Are your wives as lonely as I am?

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

My wife rants about how I'm a part time parent and never home from working so much (I come right home after work and never go out with the guys since I moved away from them years ago) and how she does everything...so while I'm amazed at how she does so much...she ruins it with her constant bitching and moaning...

By the way, every morning I make my youngest breakfast, bring him to school, empty the dishwasher, take out the trash/recycling, feed the dogs and let them out/scoop their poop and make our bed. In the evening if I get home in time I give him a bath, read him a book, make sure he brushes his teeth, put him to bed, etc, run the dishwasher and let the dogs out. On the weekends I do 2-4 loads of laundry, dust and vacuum the house, snow removal, lawn mowing/whatever needs to be done outside...but I do nothing in her eyes...

Does she give you your balls back on the weekend or do they stay in the thimble on her nightstand?

 

[TooTechie]

Why is she complaining? Does she work or stay at home? I got fired from laundry. Ruined too many of her good clothes. Works for me.

She works from home and has customers come here so she has to also vacuum daily (mostly due to the dog fur). I also have ruined several articles of her clothing to a point where she screamed at me and told me never to touch her laundry again, but recently that was changed to do my laundry but don't dry my shirts--hang them all up in the laundry room instead...I ruined a $120 swimsuit last year too...

 

[TooTechie]

Does she give you your balls back on the weekend or do they stay in the thimble on her nightstand?

said the divorced guy....

 

[Johney]

My wife rants about how I'm a part time parent and never home from working so much (I come right home after work and never go out with the guys since I moved away from them years ago) and how she does everything...so while I'm amazed at how she does so much...she ruins it with her constant bitching and moaning...

By the way, every morning I make my youngest breakfast, bring him to school, empty the dishwasher, take out the trash/recycling, feed the dogs and let them out/scoop their poop and make our bed. In the evening if I get home in time I give him a bath, read him a book, make sure he brushes his teeth, put him to bed, etc, run the dishwasher and let the dogs out. On the weekends I do 2-4 loads of laundry, dust and vacuum the house, snow removal, lawn mowing/whatever needs to be done outside...but I do nothing in her eyes...

You're getting screwed.........at least I hope you are.

 

[Operational needs]

She works from home and has customers come here so she has to also vacuum daily (mostly due to the dog fur). I also have ruined several articles of her clothing to a point where she screamed at me and told me never to touch her laundry again, but recently that was changed to do my laundry but don't dry my shirts--hang them all up in the laundry room instead...I ruined a $120 swimsuit last year too...

Your wife sounds very abusive. I feel bad for you.

 

[TooTechie]

Your wife sounds very abusive. I feel bad for you.

She's a good person but has some issues from her childhood.

 

[brownmonster]

Your wife sounds very abusive. I feel bad for you.

She probably looked hot in that $120 swimsuit.

 

[TooTechie]

She probably looked hot in that $120 swimsuit.

No doubt.

 

[BrownDooDoo]

Damn dude....


I'm sorry you have to go through that AND ups bull.


Man.....I don't like this world very much. It's like even though I have no idea what it's like to be in your position, or starving in Africa, or fighting in Ukraine.... I just feel pain for all of humanity.

I won't kill my self but I can't wait to leave this place.

 

[Johney]

Does she give you your balls back on the weekend or do they stay in the thimble on her nightstand?

Wow......didn't I remember you saying something about your wife taking you to the cleaners in your divorce? Talk about having balls on a nightstand.

 

[brownmonster]

Wife still gone. Time to prepare 3rd whiskey sour.

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

said the divorced guy....

I lost mine during the divorce. What's your excuse?


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[TooTechie]

I lost mine during the divorce. What's your excuse?


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You'll never get it which is why you're divorced. You're especially bitter and douchy tonight Dave.

 

[toonertoo]

My wife rants about how I'm a part time parent and never home from working so much (I come right home after work and never go out with the guys since I moved away from them years ago) and how she does everything...so while I'm amazed at how she does so much...she ruins it with her constant bitching and moaning...

By the way, every morning I make my youngest breakfast, bring him to school, empty the dishwasher, take out the trash/recycling, feed the dogs and let them out/scoop their poop and make our bed. In the evening if I get home in time I give him a bath, read him a book, make sure he brushes his teeth, put him to bed, etc, run the dishwasher and let the dogs out. On the weekends I do 2-4 loads of laundry, dust and vacuum the house, snow removal, lawn mowing/whatever needs to be done outside...but I do nothing in her eyes...

Seriously, you got one lazy wife. She works from home, Good Lord, If I worked from home, all that would be done, and I would pamper you. But Im already married sooooooooo...................
I will say I have known a few women like that, coddled in their childhood no doubt.
I do all the housework, because I like to. My husband does all the outside work, and helps in the house. Hes fired from Laundry, but all week long he cooks, dishes, vacuuming, it definetly takes two, and we no longer have children at home, just a baby dog.
I got fired from roofing, I was off by 1/4 inch, like thats a big deal, on my first row. But it was good with me, I had no fingerprints for 2 weeks.

 

[toonertoo]

You'll never get it which is why you're divorced. You're especially bitter and douchy tonight Dave.

You dont have to be bitter and douchy to be divorced.

 

[wayfair]

You dont have to be bitter and douchy to be divorced.

have you been divorced??????????

 

[TooTechie]

Seriously, you got one lazy wife. She works from home, Good Lord, If I worked from home, all that would be done, and I would pamper you. But Im already married sooooooooo...................
I will say I have known a few women like that, coddled in their childhood no doubt.
I do all the housework, because I like to. My husband does all the outside work, and helps in the house. Hes fired from Laundry, but all week long he cooks, dishes, vacuuming, it definetly takes two, and we no longer have children at home, just a baby dog.
I got fired from roofing, I was off by 1/4 inch, like thats a big deal, on my first row. But it was good with me, I had no fingerprints for 2 weeks.

She actually does quite a bit more than me on a daily basis--she just acts like I don't do anything at all which is inaccurate.

How did you have no fingerprints? lol.

 

[Johney]

I got fired from roofing, I was off by 1/4 inch, like thats a big deal, on my first row.

Sure you didn't do that on purpose?

 

[wayfair]

How did you have no fingerprints? lol.

you've never roofed a house I suppose...

 

[brownmonster]

My wife just came home. She's wondering why we are out of whiskey. I guess she can have The Captain.