Arrested Sexcapades In Florida

[Wally]

Harsh

So mean!

 

[KOG72]

So mean!

Only in the South

 

[Wally]

Mad dog

Once you go police car you can't go back.

 

[scooby0048]

Look at these two. Pure romantic love.

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Jeezus, that chick is beyond fugly. I might throw it in homeboy before I even thought about princess fugly.

 

[Operational needs]

Jeezus, that chick is beyond fugly. I might throw it in homeboy before I even thought about princess fugly.

The sores on her face aren’t doing it for you? Lol.

 

[Wally]

Jeezus, that chick is beyond fugly. I might throw it in homeboy before I even thought about princess fugly.

Don't forget they were wasted like a Friday night in the Corner Bar.

 

[scooby0048]

The sores on her face aren’t doing it for you? Lol.

Babe, those aren't sores they are compliance scuffs the deputy helped her get.

 

[burrheadd]

Don't forget her Miss Thirsty tattoo

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Wonder if that’s her nickname and if so how she got it

 

[scooby0048]

Wonder if that’s her nickname and if so how she got it

iiiiicccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkk

 

[bbsam]

Copus interruptus

 

[bbsam]

Jeezus, that chick is beyond fugly. I might throw it in homeboy before I even thought about princess fugly.

I feel like I’d do her but it would take a while to talk myself into it and I wouldn’t be proud of myself. But, you know, sex. With another person. So there’s that.

 

[Operational needs]

Wonder if that’s her nickname and if so how she got it

I bet she’d show you for the right price. Lol.

 

[scooby0048]

I feel like I’d do her but it would take a while to talk myself into it and I wouldn’t be proud of myself. But, you know, sex. With another person. So there’s that.

There's no way me or my other personalities could talk ourselves into hittin that.

 

[scooby0048]

I bet she’d show you for the right price. Lol.

Well, according to article, she had her pooter hanging out there for everyone to see so I would imagine the price is free.

 

[Fred's Myth]

I wonder if she wears a bag over her head

That’s a triple bagger if I ever saw one.

 

[Fred's Myth]

That’s a triple bagger if I ever saw one.

Two over her head in case one came off, third one over your own.

 

[Old Man Jingles]

Jeezus, that chick is beyond fugly. I might throw it in homeboy before I even thought about princess fugly.

You have to imagine her before the police got a hold of her.

From the article:
"As a result of being forced to the ground, Mondanaro suffered abrasions on her face (as seen in the above mug shot)."

 

[zubenelgenubi]

They are one space away from winning sex bingo. In the back of a cop car after being arrested is the middle square.

 

[scooby0048]

You have to imagine her before the police got a hold of her.

From the article:
"As a result of being forced to the ground, Mondanaro suffered abrasions on her face (as seen in the above mug shot)."

I tried, but I keep getting that "changing a stank diaper" gag reflex thing.

 

[retiredTxfeeder]

Even in my most desperate of times, I would never,never,never, ever hit that. You'd probably get something on you that ajax won't wash off.
(shudder) I think a possum just ran over my grave.