Audits at ups
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burrheadd
KING Of GIFS
Why?
Because he is afraid of getting caught in one and terminated.
Even though that is what audits are designed to do.
Wilson1397
Half the lies they tell about me aren't true!!
Those audits are a joke. They never ask me anything because they know I will tell them I don’t know the answers.
rod
Retired 22 years
Don't worry about it. The sooner you realize you will NEVER be fast enough or do things exactly how they want you to---the better off you are. Work safe.
MyTripisCut
Never bought my own handtruck
Especially the toilet paper to ass ratio wipe audit.
Wilson1397
Half the lies they tell about me aren't true!!
I can never remember that one.
rod
Retired 22 years
I did know the 5 seeing habits (if you gave me time to think about it) but that was about all. If I knew there was an audit I tended to stay out late because the auditors never were around much past 6.
Wilson1397
Half the lies they tell about me aren't true!!
rod
Retired 22 years
One time I pulled up to the pumps, grabbed my 2 cases of beer I had bought coming through town so I didn't have to go back after work, jumped out of the truck and put the beer in my pickup, jumped back into the truck just as the building door opened and a suit came running out saying he wanted to audit me. That was kind of a close call. 
rod
Retired 22 years
I always told them I had never been to any UPS school-period. I was hired one day and started the next and never sent to any training. I used that excuse for 30 years up until I was ready to retire. I told them a hundred times to send me to UPS school so I could learn that crap. After I had been there 15-20-25 years they kind of got tired of me telling them that.
IESucks
Well-Known Member
Yes
TearsInRain
IE boogeyman
safety, job methods, work quality, etc
except for the safety stuff, there aren’t many “official” audits, just stuff we make up to use in any given situation
UPS is very short on centralized formatting of any kind
Wally
BrownCafe Innovator & King of Puns
Dead Weight Audits... Have an audit and you see the dead weight that shows up to do them. Their jobs are so unimportant, they can leave them and nobody notices.
bottomups
Bad Moon Risen'
I'm asked to recite my DOK's every month.
I'm satellited so I do it over the phone with the safety supervisor.
She asks the questions and I read the answers verbatim from my cheat sheets.
If I had to recite this crap in person I wouldn't know where to start and would just give them a blank stare.
I'm satellited so I do it over the phone with the safety supervisor.
She asks the questions and I read the answers verbatim from my cheat sheets.
If I had to recite this crap in person I wouldn't know where to start and would just give them a blank stare.
rod
Retired 22 years
Sounds like the way we use to take our Clarksville sheet writing test with cheat sheets provided by management. Really? You mean to tell me Upper management actually thought every driver got 100% correct? Give me a break. What a joke and waste of time.
