Beards

[Non sequitur]

I'm going for the homeless person look myself
Maybe it will increase my Christmas tips?

Ah hem, exnay on the homeless a. It's helper season

 

[Non sequitur]

I've heard you'll can give some great cooking advise. I need some help with a deep fried turkey. By the picture do you think I have enough propane to cook my 20 lb frozen bird?

 

[Indecisi0n]

I've heard you'll can give some great cooking advise. I need some help with a deep fried turkey. By the picture do you think I have enough propane to cook my 20 lb frozen bird?
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Make sure when you drop the turkey in its frozen.

 

[over9five]

Make sure when you drop the turkey in its frozen.

This is key to a properly cooked bird.

Please do a live video so we can learn how to do it.

 

[oldngray]

This is key to a properly cooked bird.

Please do a live video so we can learn how to do it.

 

[Non sequitur]

My mother-in-law tell's me to use some lighter fluid.

 

[Indecisi0n]

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Cleary the turkey wasn't wet enough.

 

[Non sequitur]

I'm not going to watch it football's on

 

[oldngray]

I'm not going to watch it football's on

 

[Shift Inhibit]

Have you ever wondered what it would feel like having your beard rub against another beard?

 

[Operational needs]

I've heard you'll can give some great cooking advise. I need some help with a deep fried turkey. By the picture do you think I have enough propane to cook my 20 lb frozen bird?
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Please don’t cook that thing inside. There’s a reason you always see them cooking it outside. Your turkey is frozen too, isn’t it? Lol.

 

[oldngray]

Please don’t cook that thing inside. There’s a reason you always see them cooking it outside. Your turkey is frozen too, isn’t it? Lol.

Most of the supposedly "fresh" turkeys were frozen and half thawed. Still icy inside.

 

[Operational needs]

Most of the supposedly "fresh" turkeys were frozen and half thawed. Still icy inside.

I bought a turkey breast and it’s been in the fridge all week thawing. I noticed today the label said to cook frozen. Lol. The label also said to not open the inside bag before cooking. I ignored that too. Who cooks a turkey with no seasonings?

 

[Non sequitur]

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Foosball. Yeah my team sucks too. I'll work on my Friday hangover.