Had a driver once who told me that he had a COD delivery. after knocking and almost ready to leave, he heard a voice yell "come on in". he reluctantly went inside to find a couple having sex in the room. he said the girls legs were up in the air and the guy pointed to a table and said "the check is over there" without missing a beat. he walks over, gets the check, says thanks, and gets the heck out of there. he has told this story many times and swears its true. why cant stuff like that happen to me?