Breaking Trump Health News

[MrFedEx]

Donald Trump was rushed to a Manhattan hospital today after being crushed by his ego and massive ignorance. Doctors aren't sure they can save him.

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

Were they able to save the hair?

 

[trickpony1]

.....and if Miss Hillary gets elected we are in serious trouble.

 

[MrFedEx]

Were they able to save the hair?

Yes. The hair is it's own separate life form, and doctors were able to save it. They rushed the hair to the Orangutan Institute of Botswana to transplant it onto an ape with male pattern baldness.

 

[trickpony1]

Yeah and that's sorta like Hillary being nothing more than a life support system for a vagina.

 

[moreluck]

Donald Trump was rushed to a Manhattan hospital today after being crushed by his ego and massive ignorance. Doctors aren't sure they can save him.

Maybe you should look at the Sept. 19th issue of The Enquirer. Hillary is on the cover and she looks like death warmed over. The story inside is about the 10 things she suffers from. Pay attention at the check out of your grocery store.

 

[cosmo1]

Maybe you should look at the Sept. 19th issue of The Enquirer. Hillary is on the cover and she looks like death warmed over. The story inside is about the 10 things she suffers from. Pay attention at the check out of your grocery store.

The Enquirer?

I thought only the Men in Black read that.

 

[moreluck]

The Enquirer?

I thought only the Men in Black read that.

Women in black read it too!

 

[newfie]

Maybe you should look at the Sept. 19th issue of The Enquirer. Hillary is on the cover and she looks like death warmed over. The story inside is about the 10 things she suffers from. Pay attention at the check out of your grocery store.

he doesn't buy his groceries the government delivers him surplus cheese at the trailer park.

 

[MrFedEx]

Maybe you should look at the Sept. 19th issue of The Enquirer. Hillary is on the cover and she looks like death warmed over. The story inside is about the 10 things she suffers from. Pay attention at the check out of your grocery store.

Have you ever seen a picture on the cover that wasn't airbrushed or somehow made to look as bad as possible? Like the celebrities in swimsuits, or similar hit pieces. MIB needs to be checking in on you.

They claimed OJ was dying of brain cancer 2 or 3 years ago. I think the POS is still with us.

 

[newfie]

Have you ever seen a picture on the cover that wasn't airbrushed or somehow made to look as bad as possible? Like the celebrities in swimsuits, or similar hit pieces. MIB needs to be checking in on you.

They claimed OJ was dying of brain cancer 2 or 3 years ago. I think the POS is still with us.

you think they airbrushed the old battle ax to make her look worse? Guess her fainting spell today was an air brush too.

 

[DriveInDriveOut]

you think they airbrushed the old battle ax to make her look worse? Guess her fainting spell today was an air brush too.

Why did Trump leave the 9/11 ceremony early today?
Was he overheated?

 

[MrFedEx]

Why did Trump leave the 9/11 ceremony early today?
Was he overheated?

It was windy and hot. The hair was in imminent danger.

 

[MrFedEx]

you think they airbrushed the old battle ax to make her look worse? Guess her fainting spell today was an air brush too.

If the NE is running a story on her supposed poor health, they aren't going to have a flattering picture on the cover. That's a no-brainer.

 

[newfie]

If the NE is running a story on her supposed poor health, they aren't going to have a flattering picture on the cover. That's a no-brainer.

she may not be capable of producing a flattering picture