Car and Bike Talk

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

A shame to bury it.

I personally think the whole funeral "industry" is a waste of money and that cremations should be mandatory.

 

[cachsux]

I personally think the whole funeral "industry" is a waste of money and that cremations should be mandatory.

Thanks for getting us back on topic ,Dave.

 

[BSWALKS]

A friend who owns a hot rod shop had his father pass away last week so they decided to send him out in style.

That's nice work. A cool way to send out your old man too.

 

[cachsux]

They took it apart, painted and added the graphics, made billet crosses and hangers, and then reassembled it all in 2 days while dealing with their loss on top of it all.

 

[jumpman23]

WHOOPS lol.

 

[cachsux]

View attachment 12028 WHOOPS lol.

My daughter so did that except it was a mailbox.

 

[BSWALKS]

Saw this at a local motorcycle shop today. I would love to have a Triumph

 

[Brownslave688]

My daughter so did that except it was a mailbox.

Ten minutes after getting my first bike my uncle stuck me on it on top of the hill that was our front yard. He pushed and the rest is Americas funniest home videos worthy.

Thank goodness for no smart phones then.

 

[moreluck]

Here is a listing of automobile manufacturers and alternatively affectionate names for the same. Please don't be offended if your preference is listed - mine is too!

AUDI
Always Unsafe Designs Implemented
BMW
Big Money Works
BUICK
Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
CHEVROLET
Condition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology
DODGE
Dear Old Dad's Geriatric Express
FIAT
Failure in Italian Automotive Technology; Fix It All the Time Fix it again, Tony
FORD
First On Recall Day
GM
General Maintenance
GMC
Garage Man's Companion
HONDA
Had One Never Did Again
HYUNDAI
Hope You Understand Nothing's Drivable And Inexpensive
MAZDA
Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
OLDSMOBILE
Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everywhere
PINTO
Put in New Transmission Often
PONTIAC
Poor old Neanderthal Thinks it's a Cadillac
SAAB
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown
TOYOTA
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
VOLVO
Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
VW
Virtually Worthless

 

[1BROWNWRENCH]

Got a new rear tire mounted up on the bike today.

 

[Brownslave688]

Ford
Found on road dead

Gmc
Generic made chevy

 

[scratch]

FORD:
First On Race Day, or Fix Or Repair Daily

 

[1BROWNWRENCH]

ed Over Rebuilt Dodge

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

FORD:
First On Race Day, or Fix Or Repair Daily

Found On Road ,Dead!......or as the poor man says.......thats all I can afFOrD!

 

[moreluck]

 

[oldngray]

https://autos.yahoo.com/news/ryno-one-wheeled-motorcycle-available-order-month-costs-130029628.html

5 grand for an electric unicycle with a top speed of 12 mph and a range of 10 miles.
I am sure a few idiots will buy one.

 

[oldngray]

 

[Brownslave688]

I keep telling my wife I NEED a properly equipped shop. Today may have convinced her.

 

[rod]

I keep telling my wife I NEED a properly equipped shop. Today may have convinced her.

All that and you still found time to lift weights

 

[1BROWNWRENCH]

Looks like the aftermath of one of those "Stupidest Stuff on Wheels" moments.