AssistantSanta
Well-Known Member
Stop giving me(the poor helper) a hard time for hiding your stuff especially when I tell you where it is on the note. Else, stop calling in a complaint when its stolen off your porch in plain view.
Christmas tips?
- Thread starter Brownslave688
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Brownslave688
You want a toe? I can get you a toe.
Scrape your rotting pumpkin off your porch those things are slippery
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splozi
Guest
Install a moving walkway leading from the street to your front door if you have a long driveway. Thanks.
Yes how stupid is that, or a magic marker number I can barely see once I am on the porch.
Oh my these are all good! Dog crap, a ton of it on my step, it is everywhere, dont people clean up after their pooches. Nope they just take it to the neighbors yard.
Yes I see you sitting there in your lounger and you see me. Why do I have to knock or ring, before you get up!!!!!!
Yes I see you sitting there in your lounger and you see me. Why do I have to knock or ring, before you get up!!!!!!
old levi's
blank space
I hang my freakin wreath on something else.
Brownslave688
You want a toe? I can get you a toe.
Please don't park all your cars in the circle drive of your quarter mile driveway while your garage sits empty!!!!!
hurricanegunner
UPSPoop
Don't ask me what's in the box. I didn't order it. You did.
satellitedriver
Moderator
Delivered an envelope to 4th floor of a bank, and almost stepped on what I thought has a hamster, but was told it was a dog.Where did I say that I stepped on a puppy?
Sorry, you did say "almost".
It is peak and I just z scanned your post.
satellitedriver
Moderator
If your on the prowl, there is nothing sexier that a UPS man holding a puppy in his arms.Oh baby oh baby, oh yeah! I wouldn't mind spending my two-minute lunch time with some hot-tay's (woman of course) I get all types of attention I didn't before with this sex-ay UPS uniform. Woman sure do love men in a uniform. I thought that was a myth
The other funny thing is I accidently stepped over a dog or run into one when there was a cute girl smiling at me at a business working indoors while I "delivered the packages." SEXY-TIME~
Just smile and say you found it and you are going to give it a good home.
You will be in like Flint.
UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)
Well-Known Member
Delivered an envelope to 4th floor of a bank, and almost stepped on what I thought has a hamster, but was told it was a dog.
Sorry, you did say "almost".
It is peak and I just z scanned your post.
I wonder how many of our younger members know or have heard of a "Z-scan".
Indecisi0n
Well-Known Member
When the house has on every light with cars in the driveway. You drag a heavy sig required package to the door and their not home.
menotyou
bella amicizia
Catatonic
Nine Lives
I guess we still have SRM books out there.
How many SRM pickup stops do you have on your route?
UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)
Well-Known Member
Brownslave688
You want a toe? I can get you a toe.
Its ok rookie mistake ANYTHING heavy see if they are Home first.
satellitedriver
Moderator
I thought of that when I posted.
I started to write an explanation of the term, then realized two things.
One, I was too mentally tired from working 13hr days, to explain the concept.
Two, the concept no longer applies to the job/career function of a UPS driver,
except in one very important point.
Safe driving.
Z scanning what is in front of, and around, the pkg car is the keystone, to being as safe as possible.
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