AssistantSanta
Well-Known Member
Stop giving me(the poor helper) a hard time for hiding your stuff especially when I tell you where it is on the note. Else, stop calling in a complaint when its stolen off your porch in plain view.
Yes how stupid is that, or a magic marker number I can barely see once I am on the porch.Have a brain. Don't hang your freakin wreath over your freakin house number.
Have a brain. Don't hang your freakin wreath over your freakin house number.
Delivered an envelope to 4th floor of a bank, and almost stepped on what I thought has a hamster, but was told it was a dog.Where did I say that I stepped on a puppy?
If your on the prowl, there is nothing sexier that a UPS man holding a puppy in his arms.Oh baby oh baby, oh yeah! I wouldn't mind spending my two-minute lunch time with some hot-tay's (woman of course) I get all types of attention I didn't before with this sex-ay UPS uniform. Woman sure do love men in a uniform. I thought that was a myth
The other funny thing is I accidently stepped over a dog or run into one when there was a cute girl smiling at me at a business working indoors while I "delivered the packages." SEXY-TIME~
Delivered an envelope to 4th floor of a bank, and almost stepped on what I thought has a hamster, but was told it was a dog.
Sorry, you did say "almost".
It is peak and I just z scanned your post.
If your on the prowl, there is nothing sexier that a UPS man holding a puppy in his arms.
Just smile and say you found it and you are going to give it a good home.
You will be in like Flint.
I wonder how many of our younger members know or have heard of a "Z-scan".
I guess we still have SRM books out there.
How many SRM pickup stops do you have on your route?
When the house has on every light with cars in the driveway. You drag a heavy sig required package to the door and their not home.
I thought of that when I posted.I wonder how many of our younger members know or have heard of a "Z-scan".