Dear Diary:

[smapple]

Sorry if there's already a post like this, I couldn't find it.

Post things that happened while on the clock that you never thought you'd say out loud in "Dear Diary" format. One liners would be funny, but expanded explanations are welcome too if you feel the need.

 

[smapple]

Dear Diary:

A mini-fridge fell on my head today.

 

[Lead Belly]

Every once in a while a dog pees on my truck tire. I get a good chuckle out of it and the dog feels tough. It's a win win situation.

 

[Harry Manback]

Every once in a while a dog pees on my truck tire. I get a good chuckle out of it and the dog feels tough. It's a win win situation.

7 or 8 times a day for me. It's like they're talking to each other (via pee).

Wonder what they're saying...

 

[Lead Belly]

7 or 8 times a day for me. It's like they're talking to each other (via pee).

Wonder what they're saying...

Just showing you that you are in their world and they are the boss.

 

[Harry Manback]

Just showing you that you are in their world and they are the boss.

I always thought they were saying "This cookie truck is mine."

 

[brownmonster]

I always thought they were saying "This cookie truck is mine."

I pee on my truck tires and the dogs stay away. It's my territory to mark after all.

 

[Harry Manback]

I pee on my truck tires and the dogs stay away. It's my territory to mark after all.

You're an animal.

 

[smapple]

Dear Diary,

I found a golf bag with 12 bottles of Drano in it. It was heavy.

 

[smapple]

Dear Diary,

The boss told me to work slow today, so I pissed him off by working fast so I could get out 1 hour early.