Zowert
Well-Known Member
I wish they’d let drivers edit the notes in our board. It’s mildly annoying having to scroll a dozen notes to deliver a package to a place that gets 20+ pieces to a locker. It’s meaningless stuff too like ‘Customer slow to answer’ ‘DR Irregs front door’ ‘1pkg per locker’ etc. I ask them to delete some of these but they never get around to it. /rant
Anyway, what are some of the odd notes you’ve seen?
Got a few:
“DO NOT TOUCH DOORMAT”
“Knock twice ring bell”
“Ring bell wait 30 sec”
“Do not block driveway” I block it anyway, friend em.
My favorite: “Beware of dog” the dog at this address is a chihuahua. I remember reading the note my first time going to this house thinking ‘oh crap must be a big mean dog’ only to have this little mutt come running around the side of the house yipping at me. At first it kept its distance, but after I dropped the package and turned my back the little MF’er runs up and bites the back of my boot.
Anyway, what are some of the odd notes you’ve seen?
Got a few:
“DO NOT TOUCH DOORMAT”
“Knock twice ring bell”
“Ring bell wait 30 sec”
“Do not block driveway” I block it anyway, friend em.
My favorite: “Beware of dog” the dog at this address is a chihuahua. I remember reading the note my first time going to this house thinking ‘oh crap must be a big mean dog’ only to have this little mutt come running around the side of the house yipping at me. At first it kept its distance, but after I dropped the package and turned my back the little MF’er runs up and bites the back of my boot.