Dirty Fun (that's what she said...)

[trouble maker]

When I would be running a little behind my regular times, I would have customers saying, " you're a little late today". Then I would tell them that I was pregnant.

 

[cino321]

Secretary during delivery asks me after I took over a retired drivers route.
"Will you come like Jim did if I put the sign in the window? I mean again?" I just nod yes and quickly retreat to the truck and drive away with the biggest grin for the rest of the day!

Haha man thats great.

 

[Mr.Grey]

this happened tonight:
coworker "can you help me get this jack off" i assume the palet jack , but i could be wrong.

 

[rocket man]

how is this not just as offensive as my ellen degeneres joke

where is upstateupser the politically correct internet cop at?

****** did you figure out how to drive a 7 speed/?