Hello. I'm a heterosexual woman (will wait while you all look that up), not a dyke, and I don't look anything like a dude. Pretty decent looking actually. Didn't any of you know any tomboys when you were growing up? Then you know some of them grew up to be hotter than the girly girls by a mile.
You wish, dude. All the
GIFs in the world won't change the fact that you have no clue. But I'm thinking at this point you believe me, as much as you wish you didn't. 
You wish, dude. All the
Calm down Princess and make a sammich.
I’m not understanding what makes you believe you’re smarter than everyone here... overinflated ego? Maybe they misspelled a word here or there? If you were as smart as you believe yourself to be, you’d realize spelling, or lack there of, is not always an indication of intelligence.
Hell yeah i’m listening you sound like a firecracker
Misspelling means nothing. Content though... I ask about drivers getting hit on in the field and the chorus is that I'm just a dude who looks like a lady and I get called butch. So yeah, I do think that's dumb. Tell me how it's intelligent.
I’m the smartest person here. I don’t know what she’s thinking
5'2", 230 pounds!
Drivers getting hit on isn’t an intelligent conversation to begin with. You’re acting as if you asked how to split an atom.
You obviously have no sense of humor. They do. They’re messing with you. A hazing you might call it.
