Don't forget to tip your server...

clean hairy

Well-Known Member
Interesting thought.
Some Coffee places have a tip jar out so you can tip the person who hands you your coffee.
At the grocery store, you should tip the cashier who hands you your change?
You should tip a Cop who hands you a ticket? (preferably not with a donut!)
 

BSWALKS

Fugitive From Reality
If a person enters a Cow milking contest and they win, shouldn't they tip the Cow for helping them win?
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Indecisi0n

Well-Known Member
I am normally a very generous tipper but I'm about to adopt a No Tip policy. No less than 15 times this weekend I was in some way "reminded" to tip someone. I finally lost it when the pizza guy asked if a tip was included.

Thursday wife and I went to a resort /casino for the weekend. Tipped the valet, went to dinner tipped the server. Gambled and tipped the cocktail host and dealers. Won $2000 tipped the two techs $50 each. Back to the hotel, stopped at c-store left 3 cents in "tip" cup.

Friday out to breakfast buffet. Tipped the chef for an omelet. Tipped the server for being a server. Back to the casino...more tipping of drink servers. Out to lunch, yet another tip for I don't know what. Took a cab to another part of town since we were drinking....you guessed it, another tip to the driver. Out to dinner....so that's a given there will be tipping. Back to the room but still hungry. ROOM SERVICE!!!!!! and a tip.

Saturday morning decided to try this new restaurant. Manager comes to table to do a meet and greet, as he turns to leave, he says, "Don't forget to tip your server!" So of course another tip. Round three at casino...holy crap, another jackpot! Damn, there goes another tip to the techs. beverage servers probably make more than I do. Tips being thrown around like an insult at a roast. Time to go home, tip the valet.

Got home and didn't feel like cooking so we ordered pizza. It took 40 minutes to get our pie. NO TIP!!! Driver asked me if I needed change or was tip included. I came unglued.....
ME: WTF did you do to deserve a tip
PizzaGuy: I drove your pizza over here.
ME: It only took 40 minutes. During that time were you handpicking the ingredients right from Tuscany?
PizzaGuy: Huh? Most people give tips that why I asked.
Me:So why do I pay a $3 delivery charge? Isn't that to compensate for your gas and car usage?
PizzaGuy: Holds up box and says, "See right here any delivery charge is not a tip to your river."
Me: Glad you pointed that to me, see right next to that it says reward your driver with a tip for {lol} outstanding service. If I had outstanding service, I would tip. Have a good night!
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Really? a tip cup at a c-store? For what? Being able to correctly type in some digits for my pack of cigs and case of beer or for making me wait till you got done updating your status and clicking "like" on your :censored2:bag Buddie's new drone footage.

Happy New Year everyone!
Cliff notes anyone?
 
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