dumb question thread

[diadlover]

This thread is for everyone to ask any question they want. It can be dumb, funny, or serious. I'll start it off.........

 

[diadlover]

Out of all my Aunts and Uncles, why did my parents have to be the only poor ones!?

 

[diadlover]

How come when I go to the movies, the person behind me always feels the need to kick my seat?

 

[diadlover]

Why must the person driving behind me tailgate in rush hour traffic? I can't go any faster even if I wanted to.

 

[diadlover]

Why did the browncafe administrator have to give me an infraction when I aked that guy from China if he knew Jackie Chan?

 

[STLFeeder]

Why do you ask so many questions??

 

[over9five]

Excellent idea for a thread, Diadlover!

Why didn't I think of it?!?!?!?

 

[Catatonic]

Cluelessness

There are no stupid questions but there are a lot of inquisitive idiots.

 

[drewed]

Why did the browncafe administrator have to give me an infraction when I aked that guy from China if he knew Jackie Chan?

What was the answer?

 

[moreluck]

How come the person with 17 items gets into the Express Lane (15 items) right in front of me ???? Also, can I shoot that person???

 

[fethrs]

Why am I reading this dumb thread?

 

[moreluck]

Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Asians throw hamburgers ??

 

[moreluck]

The Scarecrow got a brain, Tin Man got a heart, Lion got courage, Dorothy got home, what did Toto get?

 

[moreluck]

What do chickens think we taste like?

 

[over9five]

How much wood COULD a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

 

[tonyexpress]

How many dumb questions will be posted in this thread??

My educated guess...565!!

 

[moreluck]

C'mon, let's go we have a lot of ground to cover !!!

What do you call a male ladybug?

 

[moreluck]

Do hungry crows have ravenous appetites?

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

Why does a store that is open 24/7 have business hours posted on the door?

 

[edd_tv]

why is there braille on a drive up ATM?