Fear of Gnome When Thread Posting

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by Hoaxster, Feb 9, 2013.

  1. Monkey Butt

    Monkey Butt Dark Prince of Double Standards Staff Member

    To All You Readers, Non-posters, Lurkers and Perverts

    I am sure there are some out there who have never responded before to a delusional gnome sitting at the right hand of God. You may be afraid of what an omnipotent gnome may do all about your head.

    The reasons may vary but I am sure some don't want to put up with the drivel that may come from this, even if it is only online balderdash.

    If any of you would like to vomit comet but don't want to consume your time with this gobbledygook or even mumbo jumbo, private message me.

    I will put together a UPS related discussion thread with the flatulence of your masticating and drivel it in the UPS Discussions on your behalf.

    You can remaining anonymous.

    I will reveal you to no one.

    I will not post any absurdities without your approval through flag signals.

    If interested send me a smoke signal and I will be glad to suffer for your sins. You may feel a gnome may gnash his teeth at Thread Starters here at the BC but I will protect you from this gnashing and tearing of clothes.



  2. serenity now

    serenity now Guest

    sarcasm noted
  3. UpstateNYUPSer

    UpstateNYUPSer Very proud grandfather.

    This thread lacks Integrity.

    (Not like that's a bad thing.)
  4. cosmo1

    cosmo1 Now, a low life jack wagon, and still loving it.

    Gnomes don't bother me at all.

    On the other hand, clowns scare the bejeebus out of me.
  5. serenity now

    serenity now Guest

    don't like clowns at all
  6. Indecisi0n

    Indecisi0n Well-Known Member

    I just farted under my blanket and I'm afraid to lift the cover.
  7. Brownslave688

    Brownslave688 You want a toe? I can get you a toe.

    I herby nominate thee for best thread of the year.
  8. toonertoo

    toonertoo Most Awesome Dog Staff Member

    Clowns scare me as do gnomes, I worked in a ceramic shop that made them for years, Then I left. I abandoned them before they were fired, (in a kiln) Im sure they have abandonment issues.
  9. Anonymous 10

    Anonymous 10 Guest

    The Georga Bulldogs got owned by Alabama and the Atlanta Falcons are chokers plus the North kicked the Souths ass in the civil war.
  10. Anonymous 10

    Anonymous 10 Guest

    Where has Klein been????????
  11. scratch

    scratch Least Best Moderator Staff Member

    Who cares? Maybe he got a job?
  12. Jackburton

    Jackburton Gone Fish'n

    Was this one of your listed activities to keep your mind occupied when you retire?
  13. Anonymous 10

    Anonymous 10 Guest

    You think he still has that hotdog cart???
  14. serenity now

    serenity now Guest

    32-28 against a team that was one game away from becoming national champions is hardly getting owned *

    but, if you do want to talk about getting owned let's examine the Alabama-Notre Dame game *

    have to agree with you on the Falcons *

    ............. and don't get me started on The War of Northern Aggression
  15. over9five

    over9five Moderator Staff Member

  16. serenity now

    serenity now Guest

    not funny
  17. Jackburton

    Jackburton Gone Fish'n

    Killer Clowns from Outerspace? Or is that the IT clown?
  18. serenity now

    serenity now Guest

    i believe it may be time to call this one
  19. over9five

    over9five Moderator Staff Member

    Pennywise, the It clown.
  20. Returntosender

    Returntosender Well-Known Member

    Did he buy a franchise Nathans Famous Hotdogs?