Five Word Story

[Dizzee]

But what Porky didn't know was Foghorn liked thick bacon.

Foghorn was an untrustworthy rooster. Ask Chicken Little. "I say, boy! You have a lot of sky fallin on you. Porky never knew what hit him as he lay dying, roasting in his own fat.

The aroma permeated every inch of Denny's that dreary morning.

Even the Moons over Myhammy

sounded appetizing, smothered in Porky's

 

[over9five]

But what Porky didn't know was Foghorn liked thick bacon.

Foghorn was an untrustworthy rooster. Ask Chicken Little. "I say, boy! You have a lot of sky fallin on you. Porky never knew what hit him as he lay dying, roasting in his own fat.

The aroma permeated every inch of Denny's that dreary morning.

Even the Moons over Myhammy sounded appetizing, smothered in Porky's

succulent USDA inspected ample butt.

 

[moreluck]

But what Porky didn't know was Foghorn liked thick bacon.

Foghorn was an untrustworthy rooster. Ask Chicken Little. "I say, boy! You have a lot of sky fallin on you. Porky never knew what hit him as he lay dying, roasting in his own fat.

The aroma permeated every inch of Denny's that dreary morning.

Even the Moons over Myhammy sounded appetizing, smothered in Porky's
succulent USDA inspected ample butt.

Yum, pork butt is the best !!!

 

[Dizzee]

But what Porky didn't know was Foghorn liked thick bacon.

Foghorn was an untrustworthy rooster. Ask Chicken Little. "I say, boy! You have a lot of sky fallin on you. Porky never knew what hit him as he lay dying, roasting in his own fat. The aroma permeated every inch of Denny's that dreary morning. Even the Moons over Myhammy sounded appetizing, smothered in Porky's succulent USDA inspected ample butt. Yum, pork butt is the best !!!

The chalk outline surrounded Porky's

 

[over9five]

Porky never knew what hit him as he lay dying, roasting in his own fat. The aroma permeated every inch of Denny's that dreary morning. Even the Moons over Myhammy sounded appetizing, smothered in Porky's succulent USDA inspected ample butt. Yum, pork butt is the best !!!

The chalk outline surrounded Porky's

decaying carcass was fresh when

 

[filthpig]

Porky never knew what hit him as he lay dying, roasting in his own fat. The aroma permeated every inch of Denny's that dreary morning. Even the Moons over Myhammy sounded appetizing, smothered in Porky's succulent USDA inspected ample butt. Yum, pork butt is the best !!!

The chalk outline surrounded Porky's

decaying carcass was fresh when

carved his shoulder neatly off.

 

[over9five]

Porky never knew what hit him as he lay dying, roasting in his own fat. The aroma permeated every inch of Denny's that dreary morning. Even the Moons over Myhammy sounded appetizing, smothered in Porky's succulent USDA inspected ample butt. Yum, pork butt is the best !!!

The chalk outline surrounded Porky's decaying carcass was fresh when carved his shoulder neatly off.

Police detective "Bugs" Rabbitt stood

 

[MechanicForBrown]

Porky never knew what hit him as he lay dying, roasting in his own fat. The aroma permeated every inch of Denny's that dreary morning. Even the Moons over Myhammy sounded appetizing, smothered in Porky's succulent USDA inspected ample butt. Yum, pork butt is the best !!!

The chalk outline surrounded Porky's decaying carcass was fresh when carved his shoulder neatly off.

Police detective "Bugs" Rabbitt stood

there waving his rabbits foot

 

[ajblakejr]

Porky never knew what hit him as he lay dying, roasting in his own fat. The aroma permeated every inch of Denny's that dreary morning. Even the Moons over Myhammy sounded appetizing, smothered in Porky's succulent USDA inspected ample butt. Yum, pork butt is the best !!!

The chalk outline surrounded Porky's decaying carcass was fresh when carved his shoulder neatly off.

Police detective "Bugs" Rabbitt stood

there waving his rabbits foot. "YOU KILLED PORKY!!!!" cried Bugs.

 

[moreluck]

Porky never knew what hit him as he lay dying, roasting in his own fat. The aroma permeated every inch of Denny's that dreary morning. Even the Moons over Myhammy sounded appetizing, smothered in Porky's succulent USDA inspected ample butt. Yum, pork butt is the best !!!

The chalk outline surrounded Porky's decaying carcass was fresh when carved his shoulder neatly off.
Police detective "Bugs" Rabbitt stood
there waving his rabbits foot. "YOU KILLED PORKY!!!!" cried Bugs.

Wishing he'd brought his horseshoe

 

[Dizzee]

Porky never knew what hit him as he lay dying, roasting in his own fat. The aroma permeated every inch of Denny's that dreary morning. Even the Moons over Myhammy sounded appetizing, smothered in Porky's succulent USDA inspected ample butt. Yum, pork butt is the best !!!

The chalk outline surrounded Porky's decaying carcass was fresh when carved his shoulder neatly off.
Police detective "Bugs" Rabbitt stood there waving his rabbits foot. "YOU KILLED PORKY!!!!" cried Bugs.

Wishing he'd brought his horseshoe

and four leaf clover, Bugs

 

[moreluck]

Porky never knew what hit him as he lay dying, roasting in his own fat. The aroma permeated every inch of Denny's that dreary morning. Even the Moons over Myhammy sounded appetizing, smothered in Porky's succulent USDA inspected ample butt. Yum, pork butt is the best !!!

The chalk outline surrounded Porky's decaying carcass was fresh when carved his shoulder neatly off.
Police detective "Bugs" Rabbitt stood there waving his rabbits foot. "YOU KILLED PORKY!!!!" cried Bugs.

Wishing he'd brought his horseshoe
and four leaf clover, Bugs

applied his investigative knowledge and

 

[Dizzee]

Porky never knew what hit him as he lay dying, roasting in his own fat. The aroma permeated every inch of Denny's that dreary morning. Even the Moons over Myhammy sounded appetizing, smothered in Porky's succulent USDA inspected ample butt. Yum, pork butt is the best !!!

The chalk outline surrounded Porky's decaying carcass was fresh when carved his shoulder neatly off.
Police detective "Bugs" Rabbitt stood there waving his rabbits foot. "YOU KILLED PORKY!!!!" cried Bugs.

Wishing he'd brought his horseshoe
and four leaf clover, Bugs applied his investigative knowledge and

whipped out his crystal balls
(my 500th post. How's that for memorable?)

 

[ajblakejr]

whipped out his crystal balls
(my 500th post. How's that for memorable?)

Perfect !!!

I raise my Waterford Crystal Goblet in your Honor !!!!

May you continue to create visuals of the personality, you perceive of others, in this large cafe we gather called the Brown Cafe in those Crystal Balls !!!

I share with you, Dizzee, my mantra, the words.


[video=youtube;-0S3tTifcq0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0S3tTifcq0[/video]

 

[moreluck]

Porky never knew what hit him as he lay dying, roasting in his own fat. The aroma permeated every inch of Denny's that dreary morning. Even the Moons over Myhammy sounded appetizing, smothered in Porky's succulent USDA inspected ample butt. Yum, pork butt is the best !!!

The chalk outline surrounded Porky's decaying carcass was fresh when carved his shoulder neatly off.
Police detective "Bugs" Rabbitt stood there waving his rabbits foot. "YOU KILLED PORKY!!!!" cried Bugs.

Wishing he'd brought his horseshoe
and four leaf clover, Bugs applied his investigative knowledge and
whipped out his crystal balls

And declared Dizzee the culprit

 

[Dizzee]

Porky never knew what hit him as he lay dying, roasting in his own fat. The aroma permeated every inch of Denny's that dreary morning. Even the Moons over Myhammy sounded appetizing, smothered in Porky's succulent USDA inspected ample butt. Yum, pork butt is the best !!!

The chalk outline surrounded Porky's decaying carcass was fresh when carved his shoulder neatly off.
Police detective "Bugs" Rabbitt stood there waving his rabbits foot. "YOU KILLED PORKY!!!!" cried Bugs.

Wishing he'd brought his horseshoe
and four leaf clover, Bugs applied his investigative knowledge and
whipped out his crystal balls and declared Dizzee the culprit.

"Balderdash!", exclaimed an indignant Dizzee

 

[moreluck]

Porky never knew what hit him as he lay dying, roasting in his own fat. The aroma permeated every inch of Denny's that dreary morning. Even the Moons over Myhammy sounded appetizing, smothered in Porky's succulent USDA inspected ample butt. Yum, pork butt is the best !!!

The chalk outline surrounded Porky's decaying carcass was fresh when carved his shoulder neatly off.
Police detective "Bugs" Rabbitt stood there waving his rabbits foot. "YOU KILLED PORKY!!!!" cried Bugs.

Wishing he'd brought his horseshoe
and four leaf clover, Bugs applied his investigative knowledge and
whipped out his crystal balls and declared Dizzee the culprit.
"Balderdash!", exclaimed an indignant Dizzee

A confrontational Dizzee was handcuffed

 

[ajblakejr]

Porky never knew what hit him as he lay dying, roasting in his own fat. The aroma permeated every inch of Denny's that dreary morning. Even the Moons over Myhammy sounded appetizing, smothered in Porky's succulent USDA inspected ample butt. Yum, pork butt is the best !!!

The chalk outline surrounded Porky's decaying carcass was fresh when carved his shoulder neatly off.
Police detective "Bugs" Rabbitt stood there waving his rabbits foot. "YOU KILLED PORKY!!!!" cried Bugs.

Wishing he'd brought his horseshoe
and four leaf clover, Bugs applied his investigative knowledge and
whipped out his crystal balls and declared Dizzee the culprit.
"Balderdash!", exclaimed an indignant Dizzee

A confrontational Dizzee was handcuffed to bed by nasty AJ

 

[Dizzee]

Porky never knew what hit him as he lay dying, roasting in his own fat. The aroma permeated every inch of Denny's that dreary morning. Even the Moons over Myhammy sounded appetizing, smothered in Porky's succulent USDA inspected ample butt. Yum, pork butt is the best !!!

The chalk outline surrounded Porky's decaying carcass was fresh when carved his shoulder neatly off.
Police detective "Bugs" Rabbitt stood there waving his rabbits foot. "YOU KILLED PORKY!!!!" cried Bugs.

Wishing he'd brought his horseshoe
and four leaf clover, Bugs applied his investigative knowledge and
whipped out his crystal balls and declared Dizzee the culprit.
"Balderdash!", exclaimed an indignant Dizzee.

A confrontational Dizzee was handcuffed to bed by nasty AJ.

"Hmmm, maybe I'm guilty afterall

 

[ajblakejr]

Porky never knew what hit him as he lay dying, roasting in his own fat. The aroma permeated every inch of Denny's that dreary morning. Even the Moons over Myhammy sounded appetizing, smothered in Porky's succulent USDA inspected ample butt. Yum, pork butt is the best !!!

The chalk outline surrounded Porky's decaying carcass was fresh when carved his shoulder neatly off.
Police detective "Bugs" Rabbitt stood there waving his rabbits foot. "YOU KILLED PORKY!!!!" cried Bugs.

Wishing he'd brought his horseshoe
and four leaf clover, Bugs applied his investigative knowledge and
whipped out his crystal balls and declared Dizzee the culprit.
"Balderdash!", exclaimed an indignant Dizzee.

A confrontational Dizzee was handcuffed to bed by nasty AJ.

"Hmmm, maybe I'm guilty afterall." Wearing CFM's and tight corset