Five Word Story

[ajblakejr]

"BURP!!!" exclaimed Paula, "Roasted chipmunk, Simon loves to share rodent !!!!" Four or five days without Idol auditions, held prisoner and tickle tortured by African pigmys. Available live on web-cam five dollars for first three seconds. Paula's false teeth fell like a falling chandilier to the open can of paint. Turquoise choppers from now on, giving new meaning to "bluetooth". Paula connected to the interweb while watching the Packards game .

She was overcome with dumbness, and smacked her lips wetly,

auditioning for Revlon lipstick commercial

 

[moreluck]

"BURP!!!" exclaimed Paula, "Roasted chipmunk, Simon loves to share rodent !!!!" Four or five days without Idol auditions, held prisoner and tickle tortured by African pigmys. Available live on web-cam five dollars for first three seconds. Paula's false teeth fell like a falling chandilier to the open can of paint. Turquoise choppers from now on, giving new meaning to "bluetooth". Paula connected to the interweb while watching the Packards game .

She was overcome with dumbness, and smacked her lips wetly,

auditioning for Revlon lipstick commercial.

Queen Latifah won the commercial

 

[ajblakejr]

"BURP!!!" exclaimed Paula, "Roasted chipmunk, Simon loves to share rodent !!!!" Four or five days without Idol auditions, held prisoner and tickle tortured by African pigmys. Available live on web-cam five dollars for first three seconds. Paula's false teeth fell like a falling chandilier to the open can of paint. Turquoise choppers from now on, giving new meaning to "bluetooth". Paula connected to the interweb while watching the Packards game .

She was overcome with dumbness, and smacked her lips wetly, auditioning for Revlon lipstick commercial. Queen Latifah won the commercial, turquoise chipmunk fur toothed Paula

 

[bubsdad]

"BURP!!!" exclaimed Paula, "Roasted chipmunk, Simon loves to share rodent !!!!" Four or five days without Idol auditions, held prisoner and tickle tortured by African pigmys. Available live on web-cam five dollars for first three seconds. Paula's false teeth fell like a falling chandilier to the open can of paint. Turquoise choppers from now on, giving new meaning to "bluetooth". Paula connected to the interweb while watching the Packards game .

She was overcome with dumbness, and smacked her lips wetly, auditioning for Revlon lipstick commercial. Queen Latifah won the commercial, turquoise chipmunk fur toothed Paula. She sighed and said, "Alligator

 

[ajblakejr]

"BURP!!!" exclaimed Paula, "Roasted chipmunk, Simon loves to share rodent !!!!" Four or five days without Idol auditions, held prisoner and tickle tortured by African pigmys. Available live on web-cam five dollars for first three seconds. Paula's false teeth fell like a falling chandilier to the open can of paint. Turquoise choppers from now on, giving new meaning to "bluetooth". Paula connected to the interweb while watching the Packards game .

She was overcome with dumbness, and smacked her lips wetly, auditioning for Revlon lipstick commercial. Queen Latifah won the commercial, turquoise chipmunk fur toothed Paula. She sighed and said, "Alligator bait in the Louisiana bayou

 

[moreluck]

She was overcome with dumbness, and smacked her lips wetly, auditioning for Revlon lipstick commercial. Queen Latifah won the commercial, turquoise chipmunk fur toothed Paula. She sighed and said, "Alligator bait in the Louisiana bayou

is what Simon Cowell is.

 

[ajblakejr]

She was overcome with dumbness, and smacked her lips wetly, auditioning for Revlon lipstick commercial. Queen Latifah won the commercial, turquoise chipmunk fur toothed Paula. She sighed and said, "Alligator bait in the Louisiana bayou is what Simon Cowell is.

Rope tie his waist and

 

[moreluck]

She was overcome with dumbness, and smacked her lips wetly, auditioning for Revlon lipstick commercial. Queen Latifah won the commercial, turquoise chipmunk fur toothed Paula. She sighed and said, "Alligator bait in the Louisiana bayou is what Simon Cowell is. Rope tie his waist and

drag his out of

 

[over9five]

his fitted lazyboy recliner. Then

 

[moreluck]

She was overcome with dumbness, and smacked her lips wetly, auditioning for Revlon lipstick commercial. Queen Latifah won the commercial, turquoise chipmunk fur toothed Paula. She sighed and said, "Alligator bait in the Louisiana bayou is what Simon Cowell is. Rope tie his waist and drag his out of his fitted Lazyboy recliner. Then

she broke out in song

 

[over9five]

She was overcome with dumbness, and smacked her lips wetly, auditioning for Revlon lipstick commercial. Queen Latifah won the commercial, turquoise chipmunk fur toothed Paula. She sighed and said, "Alligator bait in the Louisiana bayou is what Simon Cowell is. Rope tie his waist and drag his out of his fitted Lazyboy recliner. Then she broke out in song

much to the dismay of

 

[moreluck]

the studio audience & the homeviewers.

 

[over9five]

The Neilsen Rating fell to

 

[moreluck]

She was overcome with dumbness, and smacked her lips wetly, auditioning for Revlon lipstick commercial. Queen Latifah won the commercial, turquoise chipmunk fur toothed Paula. She sighed and said, "Alligator bait in the Louisiana bayou is what Simon Cowell is. Rope tie his waist and drag his out of his fitted Lazyboy recliner. Then she broke out in song much to the dismay of he studio audience & the homeviewers. The Nielson Ratings fell to

historically low levels never seen

 

[over9five]

before this display of horrendous

 

[moreluck]

She was overcome with dumbness, and smacked her lips wetly, auditioning for Revlon lipstick commercial. Queen Latifah won the commercial, turquoise chipmunk fur toothed Paula. She sighed and said, "Alligator bait in the Louisiana bayou is what Simon Cowell is. Rope tie his waist and drag his out of his fitted Lazyboy recliner. Then she broke out in song much to the dismay of he studio audience & the homeviewers. The Nielson Ratings fell to historically low levels never seen before this display of horrendous

caca-mamie antics by the spoiled

 

[over9five]

little brat. The next day

 

[ajblakejr]

, Jeff Emelt (CEO of General Electric), signed her option.

 

[bubsdad]

, Jeff Emelt (CEO of General Electric), signed her option.

At the press conference she

 

[over9five]

threw up on the microphone.