Funny things seen at UPS

[hexmurph]

saw a one armed guy loading a 53 footer one day....never saw him again.

 

[PiedmontSteward]

I can't really share "the good stuff" because I'll get ID'd pretty easily. Watch for my book a year after I retire.

That being said, when I was a loader about 10 years ago I was in a 3-door load with another loader. PT Sup came in and told the guy, "That's a fill in wall, your load quality sucks!" The employee replied, " you, you're full of !" (for context, they were joking). The PT Sup then picked this kid up, body slammed him through the wall and told him, "I told you that was a fill-in wall!"

Another night a few years later (before I was a steward), I was picking off and had too much hardware come down so I had to kill the belt. PT Sup that I had a bad history with starts yelling about "the belt being off" and I started dog cussing him from the LVD for about 10 minutes straight. Every other word started with an "friend" or a "D" and then everyone came out of their trucks to watch. Shockingly, I was moved to another belt the next night until that PT sup was reassigned about two months later.

 

[Cincypackagehandler]

Just to update the kid that I started the thread about, he did not get fired. He had to write a report on what happened and there were about 10 people in the break room that saw what happened and they're classifying it as an accident. I'm glad the kid gets to keep his job and yeah he didn't mean to break the glass but when you charge into the machine I'm not sure I'll call it a complete accident. He did own up to it right away though, found a full time SUP within seconds and owned up to it so that may have helped him. The SUP surprisingly wasn't to angry or upset.

 

[Stopher]

Had a spill out of a box. Noticed the female customer was outside so I left the tip of it hanging out and handed the package to her. We both laughed our asses off. Whatever, I don't judge.

 

[Stopher]

I got sencered. It was a sex toy.

 

[PT Car Washer]

Just to update the kid that I started the thread about, he did not get fired. He had to write a report on what happened and there were about 10 people in the break room that saw what happened and they're classifying it as an accident. I'm glad the kid gets to keep his job and yeah he didn't mean to break the glass but when you charge into the machine I'm not sure I'll call it a complete accident. He did own up to it right away though, found a full time SUP within seconds and owned up to it so that may have helped him. The SUP surprisingly wasn't to angry or upset.

May have helped that UPS does not own the machines and everyone has been cheated a time or two. Also that he fessed up right away. Always take responsibility for your actions.

 

[FrigidFTSup]

Had a spill out of a box. Noticed the female customer was outside so I left the tip of it hanging out and handed the package to her. We both laughed our asses off. Whatever, I don't judge.

We had a damage last year and when the guy opened the box it was a bunch of sex toys and porn DVDs. I was in smalls sort at the time and heard "HEY **** YOU HAVE TO COME SEE THIS!" We all had a good chuckle over that one.

 

[jumpman23]

We had a damage last year and when the guy opened the box it was a bunch of sex toys and porn DVDs. I was in smalls sort at the time and heard "HEY **** YOU HAVE TO COME SEE THIS!" We all had a good chuckle over that one.

 

[FrigidFTSup]

I being the good Catholic boy I am, didn't have a clue what any of it was, so naturally I was curious

 

[jumpman23]

I being the good Catholic boy I am, didn't have a clue what any of it was, so naturally I was curious

 

[retiredTxfeeder]

Had a full time sup many years ago. Fights between him and his wife were legendary. He came to work one morning looking like he slept in his car, which he had, after a fight. She threw some of his clothes on the porch and locked him out. Upon closer inspection, I noticed he had on 1 brown wingtip and 1 black wingtip (hey I said it was a long time ago) Later he was limping noticeably. She had thrown out the left foot from both pair, and he had to wear those all day. lol.

 

[FilingBluesFL]

We had a damage last year and when the guy opened the box it was a bunch of sex toys and porn DVDs. I was in smalls sort at the time and heard "HEY **** YOU HAVE TO COME SEE THIS!" We all had a good chuckle over that one.

In our building, somehow the heavy boxes with the porno mags seemed to always bust open... Crazy how that happens...

The day a big box of "toys" broke open was pretty "fun."

@Indecisi0n would be envious

 

[soberups]

Back before Internet porn got big, I had this really disgusting customer who got pornographic DVD's on what seemed to be a daily basis. He lived in a crummy apartment, didn't shower or brush his teeth or hair, and came to the door in filthy, smelly clothes that were....um....crusty.

One peak season, I got a young, attractive female for a helper. The first time she delivered a package to him, he got all worked up and horny and on subsequent deliveries he started making really inappropriate and disgusting comments to her. She finally complained to me about it, so I told her to wait in the truck while I made the delivery instead. The perv came to the door visibly aroused, and the look on his face when he saw my big ugly mug was priceless. He kept trying to look around me to see my helper and I kept moving to block his view. It was hilarious and gross at the same time. I felt bad for my helper, she was barely out of high school and a good kid who didn't need to be treated like that, but we both got a laugh out of it and had fun at that stop for the rest of peak.

 

[1BROWNWRENCH]

When I was part time I worked with a guy who "wasn't too bright". Watching his mind try and figure out how to open the new multiple perforated pay checks was a thing of beauty.

PFFFFFT! HA!

 

[TooTechie]

naturally I was curious

TWHS?

 

[UnconTROLLed]

I can't really share "the good stuff"

'nuff said.

 

[TBH]

Had a young blonde chick cut me off in heavy traffic , and while she was laughing at me about it in her rearview mirror, she plowed the car in front of her! Guess who got to go around her laughing about it the whole way. Now why would she not look at me then?

 

[hardcharger]

 

[hardcharger]

When I first started part time over 20 years ago I was doing a clerk job. I had to open up one of the packages (bec it was a bad address ) to check for an invoice to find a phone number or a better address. Well inside was a huge purple double sided !! You coulda knocked someone out with that thing. Lol.

 

[sendagain]

I had a clerk motion for me to check out a vehicle as it entered a major hub in LA. Someone had changed the lettering on the side of the vehicle to read United Pervert Service. I guess it had been out on the road all day.