Great quotes from peak season '12....Let's see em!

[iruhnman630]

Share the great quotes you've heard this peak season. It's all fun and games after all. 2 of my favorites so far:

-- 'I didn't expect that to come UPS. It usually comes from United Parcel service.'

-- '*******!!!!' (shouted at me through the door after an 8pm delivery)

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

Sorry i thought you was the PO PO

 

[Scoot]

Customer: "I bet you guys are working hard this time of year."
Me: "Yes we are."
Her: "Well, some of us have to work hard all year long."
Me: "Suck it lady."

Alright I didn't say the last part but damn I wanted to.

 

[happyboy]

This was about 18:00 "Gee you are working late"
I said nah its early i still have 3 hours to go.

 

[undies]

This was about 18:00 "Gee you are working late"
I said nah its early i still have 3 hours to go.

As soon as the sun goes down it becomes late for some reason. It irritates me to no end!

 

[stoni24]

This was about 18:00 "Gee you are working late"
I said nah its early i still have 3 hours to go.

As soon as the sun goes down it becomes late for some reason. It irritates me to no end!

. +1

 

[728ups]

Do you have to deliver ALL of those packages today?

 

[Brownslave688]

Oh you didn't have to bring this all the way out here this late (18:45). You could of just brought it tomorrow.

 

[DriveInDriveOut]

Seasonal worker cursed out our supervisor and walked out never to return. I can't quote it here because it's far from pg-13 language, however, it was a pretty great moment for all of us. Almost felt bad for my sup for a minute, but on second thought I realized he had it coming.

 

[Brownslave688]

This was about 18:00 "Gee you are working late"
I said nah its early i still have 3 hours to go.

As soon as the sun goes down it becomes late for some reason. It irritates me to no end!

. +1

Gotta love delivering at 8 or later all summer and never hearing a peep.

 

[terrymac]

from a few years ago,, I didnt think the pkg would so big... my response in an office with 5 women,, I get that response quite often.........

 

[kingOFchester]

from a few years ago,, I didnt think the pkg would so big... my response in an office with 5 women,, I get that response quite often.........

"you are still working?"

Tempted to respond with "Nah, I like to spend my free time dressed in browns, drive a piece of truck, and lug boxes around and answer stupid questions"

 

[superballs63]

from a few years ago,, I didnt think the pkg would so big... my response in an office with 5 women,, I get that response quite often.........

I had a similar exchange just last week.

Delivered to a hair salon and they had 2 little boxes, where as they would routinely get 5 or 6 med-large ones. As the woman signed for it she said "well, I'm not used to getting packages this small". Not missing a beat I responded with "It's not the size, but how you use it"

She was a bit surprised by my response.

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

I had a similar exchange just last week.

Delivered to a hair salon and they had 2 little boxes, where as they would routinely get 5 or 6 med-large ones. As the woman signed for it she said "well, I'm not used to getting packages this small". Not missing a beat I responded with "It's not the size, but how you use it"

She was a bit surprised by my response.

I'm surprised she didn't follow that up with a call to the 1-800# for your inappopriate comment.

 

[anonymous6]

after a 15.50 hr day......."boy you look tired"

 

[Butters243]

Hurry up! You gotta go. But be safe.

 

[jaker]

A old one but hear it more now

Who is that for I didn't order anything
Me: John doe
thats me but I didn't order anything , oh wait now I remember

Another one
is that for this house

 

[brownmonster]

"Why are your checks so small?" "It's Peak honey, they'll be much bigger again in January".

 

[STFXG]

At a salon the owner told me to "come back and ill take care of you". After i started laughing she laughed and yelled "not like you're thinking!"

 

[bbsam]

At a salon the owner told me to "come back and ill take care of you". After i started laughing she laughed and yelled "not like you're thinking!"

So he could tell you found him attractive? I take it that wasn't a scanner in your pocket...