Greatest UPS employee ever

I would go down in history as the greatest employee at UPS. I can do it all. I can unload a full 100% trailer with bunch of bulk by myself in 30 minutes. The feeders & drivers love me. Even The district manager said I was the hardest worker he’ll ever seen.

All of ya are just hating cause I have a better work ethic than you & a better gambler.
 

Mst3k

Well-Known Member
I would go down in history as the greatest employee at UPS. I can do it all. I can unload a full 100% trailer with bunch of bulk by myself in 30 minutes. The feeders & drivers love me. Even The district manager said I was the hardest worker he’ll ever seen.

All of ya are just hating cause I have a better work ethic than you & a better gambler.
This is one hundred percent fact.
 

cosmo1

Perhaps.
Staff member
I would go down in history as the greatest employee at UPS. I can do it all. I can unload a full 100% trailer with bunch of bulk by myself in 30 minutes. The feeders & drivers love me. Even The district manager said I was the hardest worker he’ll ever seen.

All of ya are just hating cause I have a better work ethic than you & a better gambler.

Don’t bet your paycheck on it.
 

Slug Life

When do we eat?
I would go down in history as the greatest employee at UPS. I can do it all. I can unload a full 100% trailer with bunch of bulk by myself in 30 minutes. The feeders & drivers love me. Even The district manager said I was the hardest worker he’ll ever seen.

All of ya are just hating cause I have a better work ethic than you & a better gambler.
Yor momma must be proud.
 

Box Ox

Well-Known Member
I would go down in history as the greatest employee at UPS. I can do it all. I can unload a full 100% trailer with bunch of bulk by myself in 30 minutes.

Lightweight. I could unload a 100 trailer in 15. Why? Because this is the internet, and I'm a 250 pound former NCAA national champion, NFL linebacker and American Gladiators contestant who can toss overweights as if they're as light as tissue paper.
 

542thruNthru

Well-Known Member
I would go down in history as the greatest employee at UPS. I can do it all. I can unload a full 100% trailer with bunch of bulk by myself in 30 minutes. The feeders & drivers love me. Even The district manager said I was the hardest worker he’ll ever seen.

All of ya are just hating cause I have a better work ethic than you & a better gambler.

You don't hold a candle to the greatest to ever live. @UpstateNYUPSer
 

sandwich

The resident gearhead
I would go down in history as the greatest employee at UPS. I can do it all. I can unload a full 100% trailer with bunch of bulk by myself in 30 minutes. The feeders & drivers love me. Even The district manager said I was the hardest worker he’ll ever seen.

All of ya are just hating cause I have a better work ethic than you & a better gambler.
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over9five

Moderator
Staff member
I would go down in history as the greatest employee at UPS. I can do it all. I can unload a full 100% trailer with bunch of bulk by myself in 30 minutes. The feeders & drivers love me. Even The district manager said I was the hardest worker he’ll ever seen.

All of ya are just hating cause I have a better work ethic than you & a better gambler.
This guy really IS the best. In my 52 years at UPS, I have never seen better.
 

wide load

Starting wage is a waste of time.
I would go down in history as the greatest employee at UPS. I can do it all. I can unload a full 100% trailer with bunch of bulk by myself in 30 minutes. The feeders & drivers love me. Even The district manager said I was the hardest worker he’ll ever seen.

All of ya are just hating cause I have a better work ethic than you & a better gambler.
This might be the case but you forgot to mention you are the brokest!
 

Just A UPS Guy

Well-Known Member
I would go down in history as the greatest employee at UPS. I can do it all. I can unload a full 100% trailer with bunch of bulk by myself in 30 minutes. The feeders & drivers love me. Even The district manager said I was the hardest worker he’ll ever seen.

All of ya are just hating cause I have a better work ethic than you & a better gambler.

Super jealous hater here. I'm just a lowly driver knocking down six figures trying to find a way back to the sort so I can unload trucks for $200 a week....FML...
 

walk it off

Well-Known Member
I would go down in history as the greatest employee at UPS. I can do it all. I can unload a full 100% trailer with bunch of bulk by myself in 30 minutes. The feeders & drivers love me. Even The district manager said I was the hardest worker he’ll ever seen.

All of ya are just hating cause I have a better work ethic than you & a better gambler.
Greatest UPS employee retired years ago. Not the guy unloading trailers for $200 a week.
 
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