Greatest UPS employee ever

Discussion in 'UPS Union Issues' started by VegasGambler, Aug 1, 2018.

  1. LAS VEGAS GAMBLER

    LAS VEGAS GAMBLER New Member

    I would go down in history as the greatest employee at UPS. I can do it all. I can unload a full 100% trailer with bunch of bulk by myself in 30 minutes. The feeders & drivers love me. Even The district manager said I was the hardest worker he’ll ever seen.

    All of ya are just hating cause I have a better work ethic than you & a better gambler.
     
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  2. Mst3k

    Mst3k Active Member

    This is one hundred percent fact.
     
  3. cosmo1

    cosmo1 Perhaps. Staff Member

    Don’t bet your paycheck on it.
     
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  4. oldngray

    oldngray nowhere special

  5. Jkloc420

    Jkloc420 Well-Known Member

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  6. DRporch

    DRporch Member

    who wants to work hard for $10 an hour?
     
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  7. cosmo1

    cosmo1 Perhaps. Staff Member

  8. Slug Life

    Slug Life When do we eat?

    Yor momma must be proud.
     
  9. Box Ox

    Box Ox Well-Known Member

    Lightweight. I could unload a 100 trailer in 15. Why? Because this is the internet, and I'm a 250 pound former NCAA national champion, NFL linebacker and American Gladiators contestant who can toss overweights as if they're as light as tissue paper.
     
  10. SanguiniusII

    SanguiniusII Member

    You won't last the month
     
  11. 542thruNthru

    542thruNthru Well-Known Member

    You don't hold a candle to the greatest to ever live. @UpstateNYUPSer
     
  12. sandwich

    sandwich The resident gearhead

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  13. over9five

    over9five Moderator Staff Member

    This guy really IS the best. In my 52 years at UPS, I have never seen better.
     
  14. cosmo1

    cosmo1 Perhaps. Staff Member

    I’m sure in 52 years you’ve seen it all.
     
  15. Big Arrow Down...D

    Big Arrow Down...D Leave the gun,take the cannoli

    He’s not even 52 years old
     
  16. IGotARock

    IGotARock Active Member

    The only way to solve this is with a slap fight.
     
  17. wide load

    wide load Starting wage is a waste of time.

    This might be the case but you forgot to mention you are the brokest!
     
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  18. Just A UPS Guy

    Just A UPS Guy Active Member

    Super jealous hater here. I'm just a lowly driver knocking down six figures trying to find a way back to the sort so I can unload trucks for $200 a week....FML...
     
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  19. walk it off

    walk it off Active Member

    Greatest UPS employee retired years ago. Not the guy unloading trailers for $200 a week.
     
  20. Cardb0ard.

    Cardb0ard. Beer and more beer

    “Yeah I certainly love to kill my body over an underpaid job that don’t even break 200 bucks a week!”