Greatest UPS employee ever

[olroadbeech]

management must be getting desperate ...

 

[HEFFERNAN]

I would go down in history as the greatest employee at UPS. I can do it all. I can unload a full 100% trailer with bunch of bulk by myself in 30 minutes. The feeders & drivers love me. Even The district manager said I was the hardest worker he’ll ever seen.

All of ya are just hating cause I have a better work ethic than you & a better gambler.

 

[burrheadd]

I would go down in history as the greatest employee at UPS. I can do it all. I can unload a full 100% trailer with bunch of bulk by myself in 30 minutes. The feeders & drivers love me. Even The district manager said I was the hardest worker he’ll ever seen.

All of ya are just hating cause I have a better work ethic than you & a better gambler.

Do you get paid extra for all that?

Lmao

 

[brown_trousers]

I would go down in history as the greatest employee at UPS. I can do it all. I can unload a full 100% trailer with bunch of bulk by myself in 30 minutes. The feeders & drivers love me. Even The district manager said I was the hardest worker he’ll ever seen.

All of ya are just hating cause I have a better work ethic than you & a better gambler.

Bestsorteralive has some serious competition here.

 

[Ancient Alien]

I would go down in history as the greatest employee at UPS. I can do it all. I can unload a full 100% trailer with bunch of bulk by myself in 30 minutes. The feeders & drivers love me. Even The district manager said I was the hardest worker he’ll ever seen.

All of ya are just hating cause I have a better work ethic than you & a better gambler.

Don't want to put words in your mouth but are you joshing us here? You sound confident in yourself & that's a good thing.

I beat my route by -1.21 yesterday and I'll get an extra 4 to 5 hours of production bonus for this week on my pay check.

I always wondered how UPS can pay over my .84 unpaid lunch & break (.50 for 1/2 hour lunch and two ten minute breaks .17 x 2)? Seems odd, but hey free money. Some guys get up to 9-10 extra hours each week.

Keep up the good work brother.

Is there an actual method to gambling? I always lose at that.

BTW, I beat it good yesterday because I just can't sit and eat in this heat. I don't care if others give me guff for skipping some of my personal time. They don't shut our Diads off at meal time here and if it's my health over doing it by the book. I'm going with health. It was announced today that the hottest month ever recorded on Earth was right here in the U.S. in the month of July, 2018... Death Valley but still it's getting hotter all over the Lower 48. So don't kill yourself... Stay Cool, Dude!

 

[The Real Jack RyanMI6]

I would go down in history as the greatest employee at UPS. I can do it all. I can unload a full 100% trailer with bunch of bulk by myself in 30 minutes. The feeders & drivers love me. Even The district manager said I was the hardest worker he’ll ever seen.

All of ya are just hating cause I have a better work ethic than you & a better gambler.

Sweet for you i use my 340 methods, work safe and ya my paycheck is way way bigger, by at least 20k so while your busy giving your money TO UPS the rest of us remember why we work here its called getting paid. Just thought id give ya a shot of Wednesday reality. Always freaks like you who wonder why your gross pay is way lower than my takehome

 

[olroadbeech]

Sweet for you i use my 340 methods, work safe and ya my paycheck is way way bigger, by at least 20k so while your busy giving your money TO UPS the rest of us remember why we work here its called getting paid. Just thought id give ya a shot of Wednesday reality. Always freaks like you who wonder why your gross pay is way lower than my takehome

Man , you are so right. I always made more money than the other drivers doing the exact same run because all I had to do was follow the methods and work safely. And when they did ride alongs to see what I was doing , it took LONGER.

They couldn't find fault with the way I did the run.

Everyone knows their numbers are phony.

 

[cosmo1]

I beat my route by -1.21 yesterday and I'll get an extra 4 to 5 hours of production bonus for this week on my pay check.

And here we all thought you are retired.

 

[BothSidesSally]

I would go down in history as the greatest employee at UPS. I can do it all. I can unload a full 100% trailer with bunch of bulk by myself in 30 minutes. The feeders & drivers love me. Even The district manager said I was the hardest worker he’ll ever seen.

All of ya are just hating cause I have a better work ethic than you & a better gambler.

Define "a bunch of bulk" in a 100% inbound. Last I checked, unloaders don't read labels to see how many pieces are going to one particular destination.

 

[Frankie's Friend]

You don't hold a candle to the greatest to ever live. @UpstateNYUPSer

That's his grandson no doubt .

 

[Middleagedbro]

Reminds me of a Facebook post I saw about a year ago. It was a FedEx young guy who said "Not to be bragging but I've been with FedEx for 6 months and I deliver 3 stops per every UPS 1 stop. What a dillhole.

 

[ol'browneye]

I would go down in history as the greatest employee at UPS. I can do it all. I can unload a full 100% trailer with bunch of bulk by myself in 30 minutes. The feeders & drivers love me. Even The district manager said I was the hardest worker he’ll ever seen.

All of ya are just hating cause I have a better work ethic than you & a better gambler.

Why did this even get any replies. Ignore and let the troll die a slow death.

 

[UnconTROLLed]

the greatest UPS employee ever, never worked at UPS...they were too smart for that

 

[LeftRS1]

This guy is funny I dont think I ever saw a feeder driver anywhere near unload area unless management was feeding us that day.
As a Pc driver I don't ever sit around while the unloader works, lemme talk to dat cute dispatcher.

Keep it up I am sure the senior guy in your area enjoys the break, no actually I bet he feels entitled to it.

 

[retiredTxfeeder]

I dont think I ever saw a feeder driver anywhere near unload area unless management was feeding us that day.

Hey, I resemble that remark! Is that a pepperoni pizza you guys have? Mind if I.......?

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

Jim Casey. He understood what it takes to make a great company. Now that's all gone.

 

[Been In Brown Too Long]

Are you telling me that my center manager lied at my farewell PCM? He told me I was the bestest ever at UPS. They even retired my number.

I now have to go through the rest of my retirement wondering if it was all just a lie. I'm heartbroken...

Seriously...who gives a friend

 

[scooby0048]

And here we all thought you are retired.

Congrats on becoming a mod. Glad to see S*ball is gone.

 

[AwashBwashCwash]

who wants to work hard for $10 an hour?

“Yeah I certainly love to kill my body over an underpaid job that don’t even break 200 bucks a week!”

Try telling that to some of these senile boomers around here.
Jokers think it's still 1975

 

[Heavy Package]

I would go down in history as the greatest employee at UPS.

Dave is that you? Did you move to Vegas to finally get laid with a hooker? Good for you!