GRIEVANCES COMING SOON

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by Bestsorteralive, Sep 24, 2018.

  1. GOAT/BESTSORTERALIVE

    GOAT/BESTSORTERALIVE Active Member

    I had perfect attendance so far for the month of September . I can't wait to see how many times I was marked absent or late this month . These pusillanimous ass supervisors going to get themselves fired for targeting me lol.
     
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  2. DumbTruckDriver

    DumbTruckDriver Allergic to cardboard.

    Do they not realize they’re dealing with the best sorter alive?
     
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  3. GOAT/BESTSORTERALIVE

    GOAT/BESTSORTERALIVE Active Member


    Exactly
     
  4. FrigidFTSup

    FrigidFTSup Resident Suit

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  5. Almost a whole month? WOW!
     
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  6. DumbTruckDriver

    DumbTruckDriver Allergic to cardboard.

    I feel like he deserves an award or something.
     
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  7. That's a big milestone
     
  8. FrigidFTSup

    FrigidFTSup Resident Suit

    We’re going to let him deliver more packages than anyone in the building
     
  9. oldngray

    oldngray nowhere special

    Do you get a gold star for perfect attendance now?
     
  10. FrigidFTSup

    FrigidFTSup Resident Suit

    You get to keep your job
     
  11. retiredTxfeeder

    retiredTxfeeder cap'n crunch

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  12. Observer

    Observer Active Member

    How is this a big accomplishment? At my elementary school - you received a Perfect Attendance pin - for not missing a school day all year. Now that's an accomplishment. I'm sure your parents are happy you made it a month without missing a workday. There's usually approximately 21 work days per month. I hope your folks take you out for ice cream. Congratulations on your achievement. Some people can't make it a week without missing a day.
     
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  13. john chesney

    john chesney Well-Known Member

    You still got 5 days left this month don’t be claiming you made it a WHOLE month yet
     
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  14. Wally

    Wally BrownCafe Innovator & King of Puns

    Snowflake?
     
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  15. clean hairy

    clean hairy Well-Known Member

    Participation trophy?
    A gold star?
     
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  16. 542thruNthru

    542thruNthru Well-Known Member

    He's a sorter... idiot!

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  17. JustDeliverIt

    JustDeliverIt Active Member

    Who are you kidding!! Just showing up he has a job, that's more than most preloaders do on a regular basis.
     
  18. BadIdeaGuy

    BadIdeaGuy Coronavirus? What coronavirus?

    You're the guy that was threatening "legal" action because you got suspended, right?

    Whatever happened with that? ;)
     
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  19. watdaflock?

    watdaflock? Well-Known Member

    Neat.
     
  20. 1BROWNWRENCH

    1BROWNWRENCH Amatuer Malthusian

    Trophies for everybody!