How do you know if you are a Package Car Driver?

[soberups]

You know you are a package car driver if you are out of town on vacation and you still look at the addresses on buildings in order to figure out which way the numbers run.

 

[splozi]

You guys are being too specific.

You know you work for UPS when you contemplate suicide every morning after waking up.

 

[over9five]

You guys are being too specific.

You know you work for UPS when you contemplate suicide every morning after waking up.

Decisions, decisions....

Shift? Slice wrists? Shift? Slice wrists?

So far I've chosen to shift, but sometimes only because I couldn't find a razor blade!

 

[over9five]

You know you are a package car driver if you are out of town on vacation and you still look at the addresses on buildings in order to figure out which way the numbers run.

Lol, so true!

 

[numberonedriver]

If you dread the green light on your board lighting up and beeping at you. If you get pissed off at other drivers everytime you drive a vehicle your probably a pc driver.

 

[Covemastah]

If you go Christmas shopping on the 24 Th in your Browns just before mall closes,and the store manager hugs you because she thinks your bringing that last pkg in ,,,you know your a UPS driver !!

 

[Covemastah]

If you have ever gone to a Wake in your Browns,,you know your a UPS driver !!

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

When you back in to a parking space in your personal vehicle.

 

[Covemastah]

If you wake up in the morning and look at the Christmas Tree and get depressed,,,you know your a UPS driver !!

 

[Covemastah]

If you took the Angel / Star off the top of your tree and replaced it with a Photo of James Casey,,,your know your a SICK UPS driver !!

 

[Re-Raise]

When you back in to a parking space in your personal vehicle.

You beat me to it.

 

[bottomups]

I back in everywhere! Usually don't toot the horn though. My family thinks I'm nuts.

 

[moreluck]

I don't appreciate the backing-in at the grocery store. You back in, then while you're in the store, someone pulls in behind you and is 2" from your back bumper. It's hard to load any groceries in the back of a Tahoe that way.

 

[toonertoo]

When you back in to a parking space in your personal vehicle.

I would addd, when you can back your 28ft truck into a pkg space, but cant do it in your pick up as quickly.

 

[soberups]

You know you are a package car driver when you drop off your paper and glass at the recycling center and you catch yourself reading the PAL labels on flattened cardboard boxes.

 

[Maple7]

If after punching out and returning to your personal car you accidentally check the tail swing on your Toyota Corolla as you pull out of the spot you backed into 13 hours ago.

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

Did you mean tail swing?

 

[old levi's]

If you have ever walked up to the passenger side of your personal truck to get in. Surely, I'm not the only one that has done this. LOL And don't call me Shirley.

 

[old levi's]

If you look at your watch 6 times a minute, you might be a UPS driver.

 

[Catatonic]

When you back in to a parking space in your personal vehicle.

Yep but you can't be sure.

I've seen employees in Corporate that never drove but do it to make it look like they did.