Cementups
Box Monkey
Only some drivers. KNOW EVERYTHING!!!!!!!I know nothing!!!
That's me!!!

People always seem to ask me for directions like this (and I love the set up to the joke);
Them: "Excuse me, what's the fastest way to get to __________?"
Me: I would drive.
Usually it's followed with either a chuckle or look of disgust (50/50) and then asked, "Well in what direction would I drive to _______?" And then I grant them their request.
