MrFedEx
Engorged Member
Yep, that's me. Is that picture of Milhouse you?
That's not Millhouse.
It's Frank Grimes.
As long as its not "Smith"ers..........................
Yeah,
And, I heard a rumor that the sky is gonna fall.
Better get on Facebook and warn all my friends.
Now,
Here's a hoot.
Bah ha ha.
Now that's funny!!!!
I am deeply so honored to being wonderful representation of all that is most wonderfulness and speedy delivery.
Now,
Here's a hoot.
Bah ha ha.
"In addition, FedEx employees who receive lots of recommendations from customers through this event,' will receive various prizes."
(Read cheap pens and water bottles.)
I think the FedEx cheap gifts philosophy is significant because it shows the low regard in which we are held by the company. Who gets motivated by cheap pens, water bottles, lunchboxes and the like? Children. And apparently that's how they view us...as non-adults. Everyone I know who gets this crap gives it to their kids anyway because they are ashamed to be seen with it.
Recently, a fellow courier did something pretty significant, and he got a FedEx cinch sack, a cheap nylon baggie worth maybe a couple of bucks. The senior made this huge speeech about the Purple Promise and how great FedEx was and what a great worker Courier X had been for so many years....and then he hands him the effing sack.
The look on Courier X's face was unmistakably a combination of embarassment and disgust. A few people even laughed.
What a sad company.
At least the safety awards are still made of cheap gold. In the very least they're pawnable. My buddy got 45 bones for it.I think the FedEx cheap gifts philosophy is significant because it shows the low regard in which we are held by the company. Who gets motivated by cheap pens, water bottles, lunchboxes and the like? Children. And apparently that's how they view us...as non-adults. Everyone I know who gets this crap gives it to their kids anyway because they are ashamed to be seen with it.
Recently, a fellow courier did something pretty significant, and he got a FedEx cinch sack, a cheap nylon baggie worth maybe a couple of bucks. The senior made this huge speeech about the Purple Promise and how great FedEx was and what a great worker Courier X had been for so many years....and then he hands him the effing sack.
The look on Courier X's face was unmistakably a combination of embarassment and disgust. A few people even laughed.
What a sad company.
Dude that's horrible. But very funny.I really loved the wind-up toy I got for my 25-year anniversary:
Pickett the Wicked Cricket
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