Come to think of it, a lot is missing. This is likely the OP's side:
guy: "Hey what a hard day of work I put in. I love UPS and I ended the day with everything on time, got signatures on all pieces and have no re-attempts for tomorrow. I need to talk to you badly, I just got back 180 seconds ago and I just completed my post-trip and now I'm about to clock out so I can do my post-trip stretches, but I guess there's no harm spending a minute of company time talking to my favorite boss? I have a concern about my experience with Brown, I'm wondering if you have the UPS open-door number on hand?"
manager: "Why are you asking this to me on company time? I drink the blood of two kittens every morning, run a cash sports pool amongst co-workers, and I am having conjugal relations with my manager. Don't call that number, you have no right to do so. Hail satan"
guy: "Oh, I apologize, I didn't mean to step on anyone's feet! I'll punch out right now on my DIA.."
manager: "TOO LATE!! YOU'RE WRITTEN UP. Next time, you'll be going home and telling your children there aren't going to be any gifts under the tree this christmas"
guy: "But I'm Jewish!"
manager: "Whatever, go back to Mecca or wherever"
guy: "Jerusalem?"
manager: "You're on thin ice, scumbag"
guy: "Aw shucks, I'm sorry boss, I promise I'll never wrong you again!"
This is likely the manager's side:
guy: "*burp* this company sucks, i know how to run this ship a lot better than you ever can. i'm so happy this day is over. bla bla bla"
manager: "i have bosses too, ya know"
guy: "screw this ****e, you're a dick, what's the number for the open door policy"
manager: "here, you go.... oh crap, it's 9 o'clock, i gotta get on the sort, do you have anything else to do?"
guy: "*fart*, no, i'm going to talk to my co-workers about how much i hate this company"
...one hour later
manager: "why the hell did he clock out at 9:40?"