Just had to post this..

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therodog

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If you work in an office with lots of people, chances are that you work
>with a person who hangs pictures up that their kids have drawn. The
>pictures are always of some stupid flower or a tree with wheels. These
>pictures suck-- I could draw pictures much better. In fact, I can
>spell, do math and run faster than your kids. So being that my skills
>are obviously superior to those of children, I've taken the liberty to
>judge art work done by other kids on the internet. I'll be assigning a
>grade A through F for each piece.
>
>
> <http://www.xmission.com/~maddox/crapart5.jpg>
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>Megan, age 4
>
>First of all, I don't even know what this is. If it's supposed to be a
>dog, then it's the :censored2:tiest dog I've ever seen. F
>
>
> <http://www.xmission.com/~maddox/crapart4.jpg>
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>Kyle, age 8
>
>You spelled America wrong <font color="ff0000">•</font><font color="ff0000">•</font><font color="ff0000">•</font><font color="ff0000">•</font><font color="ff0000">•</font><font color="ff0000">•</font><font color="ff0000">•</font>. Also, I could have sworn America's
>colors were red, white and blue. There's no yellow anywhere, traitor.F
>
>
> <http://www.xmission.com/~maddox/crapart3.jpg>
>
>Lisa, age 6
>
>Holy <font color="ff0000">•</font><font color="ff0000">•</font><font color="ff0000">•</font><font color="ff0000">•</font>, I almost had a seizure when I saw this one. Three words: too
>many colors. Also, eggs aren't supposed to have ears, dip:censored2:.F
>
>
> <http://www.xmission.com/~maddox/crapart2.jpg>
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>Cameron, age 4
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>Terrible. F
>
>
> <http://www.xmission.com/~maddox/crapart1.jpg>
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>Bryce, age 10
>
>This one wouldn't be too bad if the color was kept inside the lines,
>you picked a new perspective, used non-abrasive colors and asked
>someone with talent to paint it for you. On one hand I want to give an
>A for effort but... F
>
>
> <http://www.xmission.com/~maddox/crapart2_4.jpg>
>
>Jon, age 8
>
>Ding Ding! Here comes the <font color="ff0000">•</font><font color="ff0000">•</font><font color="ff0000">•</font><font color="ff0000">•</font>-mobile. I've never seen a fire truck
>that needed to be shaved. I would rather be burned to death than be
>saved by this hairy piece of <font color="ff0000">•</font><font color="ff0000">•</font><font color="ff0000">•</font><font color="ff0000">•</font>. F
>
>
> <http://www.xmission.com/~maddox/crapart2_2.jpg>
>
>Rachel, age 7
>
>That's interesting, everyone in this picture is white. Even the rainbow
>is white. Perhaps in an ideal world, everyone would be white isn't that
>right, Rachel? Or should I call you RACIST? Nice try, Hitler. F
>
>
> <http://www.xmission.com/~maddox/crapart2_3.jpg>
>
>Jason, age 6
>
>This one would receive an "A" if the assignment was to throw as much
>random <font color="ff0000">•</font><font color="ff0000">•</font><font color="ff0000">•</font><font color="ff0000">•</font> onto a paper as poorly as you can. I've pissed patterns on
>snow that look more coherent than this. F
>
>
> <http://www.xmission.com/~maddox/crapart2_5.jpg>
>
>Seth, age 4
>
>Vrrrroooooooooooommmmmm! F
>
>
> <http://www.xmission.com/~maddox/crapart2_1.jpg>
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>Kelly, age 9
>
>This was a Christmas gift from Kelly to her parents. Good job Kelly,
>now pack up your <font color="ff0000">•</font><font color="ff0000">•</font><font color="ff0000">•</font><font color="ff0000">•</font> and find a foster home. If my kids tried to pass
>this off as a gift, they'd come home from school and find all their
><font color="ff0000">•</font><font color="ff0000">•</font><font color="ff0000">•</font><font color="ff0000">•</font> outside in a box. What a lousy gift, seriously. You give them
>video games and toys, and they give you some half-assed drawing with a
>crooked tree. I wonder how much a gift like this would set someone
>back. Five, maybe ten minutes to find a napkin and some markers? F
>
 
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dammor

Guest
I am ashamed to say it, but I laughed way too hard on that one.
 
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therodog

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cheryl, i think we need a JOKE forum added,,,,heheheh. I can add a lot, like on every day or something. I like how the little red dots cover the swears, i totally forgot to edit the message,,lol

(Message edited by therodog on August 15, 2003)
 
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moreluck

Guest
THERODOG: There is already a joke forum here and it's called "Heard Any Other Good Ones". I have personally posted over 1500 jokes and stories on this thread.....so, jump on and do your daily thing! I could sure use some new material to e-mail to my friends every day (aside from brown cafe).
 
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therodog

Guest
oh ya, DUH...lol What i meant for a forum would be the UPS Discussion Bard, The Archives , the a Joke section, that how I run my other board.
 
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