Lack of eclipse plan.

[JustDeliverIt]

So all of a sudden we can’t deliver in the dark. Who knew?

More worried about congestion here. They’re estimating a million people traveling here and wandering around Monday. Probably going to be a show.

 

[JustDeliverIt]

Some of these neighborhoods, so dark can’t see . You’re praying for Christmas lights.

Snow on the ground helps a lot too. Can really brighten a neighborhood up.

 

[Thebrownblob]

More worried about congestion here. They’re estimating a million people traveling here and wandering around Monday. Probably going to be a show.

Well, blobs, super special top-secret eclipse plan would just be to call in!

 

[JustDeliverIt]

Well, blobs, super special top-secret eclipse plan would just be to call in!

I’m going to work and just enjoy the ride. Wether it’s 8 or 14 hours.

 

[UnionStrong]

More worried about congestion here. They’re estimating a million people traveling here and wandering around Monday. Probably going to be a show.

Ahhh, I guess that could be a problem. That does sound like a show.

 

[BigUnionGuy]

 

[Manifesto]

Here they ended up just trying to figure out which businesses will be closed to get that work off of the package cars. Sounds like most businesses in the area will be open but many are closing early to allow employees to get home before traffic issues after.

 

[Just A UPS Guy]

Are you saying Covid was a dry run panopticon control system for the eclipse?

They found out everything during covid that they couldn't during JADE HELM.

 

[Just A UPS Guy]

More worried about congestion here. They’re estimating a million people traveling here and wandering around Monday. Probably going to be a show.

Do a million people even know where Buffalo is?

 

[Commercial Inside Release]

It could get ugly...
Much of the "path of totality" is going to be cloudy.
Motel managers that charged $1000 a night, might get lynched.

Maybe in ancient South America, what we thought were religious ceremonies about eclipses were really just riots, due to being overcharged and bad weather spoiling the show?

 

[RTS313]

 

[oldngray]

Michigan mayor says he’s been asked to stop the eclipse

There's only one incorporated city in Michigan that‘s even going to see totality during the Great American eclipse, Luna Pier, which is just a little north of Toledo.

notthebee.com

 

[anonymous23456]

People are running around screaming about eclipse? What would happen if it was the end of the world?

 

[UnionStrong]

People are running around screaming about eclipse? What would happen if it was the end of the world?

Hopefully

 

[anonymous23456]

Hopefully

Can we have one big orgy party before the earth blows up? Should we invite Mech II?

 

[UnionStrong]

Can we have one big orgy party before the earth blows up? Should we invite Mech II?

At least I had a decent life.

 

[Just A UPS Guy]

At least I had a decent life.

Debatable.

 

[UnionStrong]

Debatable.

You dirty mother…

 

[UnionStrong]

@Thebrownblob, you bastid!

 

[Thebrownblob]

@Thebrownblob, you bastid!