Last generation brown button up shirt

Coldworld

60 months and counting
They lost more than that as the driver has to fumble and waste time due to lost storage space. That's the function of delivery driver uniform pockets, quick access.
They have squeezed the last drop of blood out of the rock...no more to give. Eventually brown will have to acquire new volume or pivot out of the package business for good and go into something totally different. You better start dusting off your resume @Wally...maybe the end is coming sooner than we all think.
 

Wally

BrownCafe Innovator & King of Puns
It's the private school uniform method of control.
No pockets, no distractions or contraband.

Also, they don't have to scream at you if you put your hands in your pockets.

Next year, Carol will hand out rulers to all part time supes.
But what are you controlling? We need pens, notes, calls, etc.
 

Commercial Inside Release

Well-Known Member
Carol don't want you carrying a phone (unless management wants to yell at you, then it would be convenient.)

They don't want you carrying vapes, rolling papers, Doobie, business cards, stupid stuff, or a bunch of used info notices.
 

Babagounj

Strength through joy
This should kill anyone from bad mouthing about the quality of UPS Uniforms.
The Bavarian branch of the Deutsche Polizeigewerkschaft (German Police Trade Union, DPolG) is protesting a long term supply issue for their member officers which has left them unable to draw on replacement items of uniform, or newly commissioned police officers to get a full issue of uniform at all. According to the union some 21 regulation items including trousers, jackets, and hats are subject to a wait time of several months.

Creatively making the point that police officers are struggling with the lack of uniform clothing, the DPolG published a humorous video showing two police officers talking in a car before getting out to start their patrol, without their uniform trousers. In the short, one officer asks the other: “so, how long have you been waiting?”, and they discuss four to six month waits for uniform items.
 
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