Wally
BrownCafe Innovator & King of Puns
...“My wife had failed in her matrimonial obligations. She does not prepare my food on time and I have warned her several times, but she would not listen to me…There is no point in harbouring a wife that makes me hungry. I am totally fed up.”
http://www.inquisitr.com/2337120/man-granted-divorce-over-wifes-late-meals/
http://www.inquisitr.com/2337120/man-granted-divorce-over-wifes-late-meals/