Management Quotes
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dilligaf
IN VINO VERITAS
Do yourself a favor, go back to school and learn how to write. It will improve your communication skills as well.
Storm723
Preload Supervisor
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Don't do drugs.
sx2700
Banned
Apparently there are a great number of UPS employees that do drugs. There is another thread going in the other forum about it.
FromBluetoBrown
Well-Known Member
Sup-"I don't know who is dumber. My stupid drivers or my stupid loaders"
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westsideworma
Guest
That one is great, they tell me that all the time but I don't bother telling my loaders anymore because I know its not true lol. Glad its not just something at my building.
Haha yea we have that same thing where I work. But here its the center manager that walks the belt towards the end of the day. This was Monday or Tuesday this week, I thought it was hilarious.
center manager- We're almost done guys, get everything in your trucks, wrap it up.
No one said anything because he always says this. Good thing we didnt load up because we ended up having steady flow for like 20 more minutes, mostly air. I found it hilarious.
center manager- We're almost done guys, get everything in your trucks, wrap it up.
No one said anything because he always says this. Good thing we didnt load up because we ended up having steady flow for like 20 more minutes, mostly air. I found it hilarious.
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LOL exactly!
My favorite, quoted earlier "We're almost done, finish that & you go home" which translates to "We're halfway done and Bob two trucks over is on the sauce again, you need to get his truck done too"
"Thanks for taking up the slack for Bob" translates to "I'm sticking you on unloading air when you finish Bob's truck"
kwed95
former pre-load p/t sup
classic line.
I've got so many it's not even funny.
Similar to my situation. I had been on load side a few times and when I went back to the sort aisle I wanted to be more honest so the load side sups could have a realistic downtime. Our friend/t sup said 5 min to wrap up the aisle when we were still unloading from 3 doors and small sort was still running. I switched over to channel 2 (load side's channel) and told them that it wasn't going to be 5 minutes because of what I mentioned. So my friend/t was still on the channel came up to me and told me to leave the area "because I wasn't a team player". Sounds like a good quote, but that's not it.
So I go to the building manager here's what happened;
me: Hey, friend/t just kicked me out for being honest about the downtime
b/m: that's something you two have to work out
me: yeah but he's lying about the downtime...we still have a good 30 minutes
b/m: not my problem, you two work it out
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justdoyourjob
Guest
hey maybe if you punched in and out correctly you wouldnt have any payroll issues. messing with timecards is a touchy job. people can lose their job over that. so just do your job and make sure you punch in and out correctly. if you were my employee i would have retrained you on timecard procedures and then given you a warning letter.... just to start the discipline cycle because you are bound to mess up again...
and what happens when management
s up on your time card and they tell you, "take one for the team." People make mistakes you know.You sound like the kind of sup that will cause more problems than solve. Damn, you must fit right in at you're Nazi meetings and smoke break get togethers.
More like if management adjusted start times properly we wouldn't have timecard issues. Every time I work a second shift my timecard gets messed up and I have to fix it, oh well more money for me, I'm on the clock while fixing it.
MiamiUPS
Preload Soldier
Here's some quotes for the preload boys.
"I dont care what your excuse is. If you dont have a death certificate or a hospital bill, YOU NEED TO COME TO WORK"
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"Get it in the truuuuckkkk!!!!"
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and my personal favorite only because I hear it between 50 and 100 times a day....
"REEEEESET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"I dont care what your excuse is. If you dont have a death certificate or a hospital bill, YOU NEED TO COME TO WORK"
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"Get it in the truuuuckkkk!!!!"
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and my personal favorite only because I hear it between 50 and 100 times a day....
"REEEEESET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
MiamiUPS
Preload Soldier
Wow that ones great. I forgot about that one.
How about "the charge is about 80% clean. pull hard for the next 30 minutes and were outta here"
hahaha funny
