MrFedEx
Engorged Member
Dear Team Members,
Bravo Zulu and #2 on you!! Thanks for everything you do to keep that Purple Promise throbbing and pulsing!! Lately, some bad attitude employees have been complaining about uniforms, saying that "they're worn-out", and that "there are no replacements". Well, to that, I say SHAME ON YOU!!
Our top-notch engineers have assured me that your extremely high-quality Stan Hermann Team ActionWear will last at least 30 years under normal conditions. That means that many of you must have been abusing your uniforms, and that is not the responsibility of FedEx. I have personally researched this, and I know that we spend about $1.00 for each of your uniforms in total, an extreme hit on our budget. The factories in Malaysia and Bangladesh who produce them use only the highest quality polyester...so fine that you can read through it!! If you want new uniform items, BUY THEM YOURSELVES on eBay or at Goodwill. God knows we pay you well enough already, and you are pissing me off.
I'll be honest with you...we are broke at FedEx. Between upgrading our aircraft and vehicle fleet and paying you industry-leading wages and benefits, there is barely any profit at Express. You can trust me. We are suffering right along with you trying to pump-up the stock prices before it exp...oh, I'm not supposed to say that? OK, well, how about me cutting down usage on my personal jet from 30 days per month to 29? No? How about me only getting a 20% raise this year and a $2M bonus? I CAN'T SAY THAT EITHER?!!
Do you want me to read from a SCRIPT, for God's sakes!!
I truly care about each and every one of you lazy, Friday pace mother...JEEZ, why don't you just put a muzzle on me, Fred?
I Love You All,
MT3
Bravo Zulu and #2 on you!! Thanks for everything you do to keep that Purple Promise throbbing and pulsing!! Lately, some bad attitude employees have been complaining about uniforms, saying that "they're worn-out", and that "there are no replacements". Well, to that, I say SHAME ON YOU!!
Our top-notch engineers have assured me that your extremely high-quality Stan Hermann Team ActionWear will last at least 30 years under normal conditions. That means that many of you must have been abusing your uniforms, and that is not the responsibility of FedEx. I have personally researched this, and I know that we spend about $1.00 for each of your uniforms in total, an extreme hit on our budget. The factories in Malaysia and Bangladesh who produce them use only the highest quality polyester...so fine that you can read through it!! If you want new uniform items, BUY THEM YOURSELVES on eBay or at Goodwill. God knows we pay you well enough already, and you are pissing me off.
I'll be honest with you...we are broke at FedEx. Between upgrading our aircraft and vehicle fleet and paying you industry-leading wages and benefits, there is barely any profit at Express. You can trust me. We are suffering right along with you trying to pump-up the stock prices before it exp...oh, I'm not supposed to say that? OK, well, how about me cutting down usage on my personal jet from 30 days per month to 29? No? How about me only getting a 20% raise this year and a $2M bonus? I CAN'T SAY THAT EITHER?!!
Do you want me to read from a SCRIPT, for God's sakes!!
I truly care about each and every one of you lazy, Friday pace mother...JEEZ, why don't you just put a muzzle on me, Fred?
I Love You All,
MT3