New Diad

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by sikidiki, Mar 16, 2019.

  1. Do you have Saturday delivery at your building?
     
  2. UPS Horn Genie

    UPS Horn Genie Toot toot! Have you blown your horn today?

    Hehe! Comedians such as yourself are always welcome to rub my bottle!

    I do not like the new DIAD. The buttons are too cramped, much like my living quarters in this bottle. Back to the drawing board!

    Toot toot!
     
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  3. BigBrown87

    BigBrown87 If it’s brown, it’s going down

    He's back, just in time for you to see the new Aladdin movie I suppose? I honked my horn yesterday and the only thing I got was a old person to give me the finger what happened to these wishes I was supposed to get with you and honking? I asked for a hot 20 something not 80 something!
     
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  4. MyTripisCut

    MyTripisCut Dumpster, INABAG

    How’d you end up in mod queue genie? Toot on that....
     
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  5. silverbullet2893

    silverbullet2893 KILL KILL!!


    BIIIIIIITCH
     
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  6. Brownslave688

    Brownslave688 You want a toe? I can get you a toe.

    Because a touch screen is much more durable than physical buttons...
     
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  7. Brownslave688

    Brownslave688 You want a toe? I can get you a toe.

    Our OT has been cut a little but not near what others are talking about.

    Our management has openly said they have the power to put in as many routes as need be. They have also openly said they want every close to 9.5 without being over 9.5.

    Guess what if you’re pushing me right up to 9.4 every day I’m probably gonna go over and piss you off.
     
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  8. Post reported
     
  9. MyTripisCut

    MyTripisCut Dumpster, INABAG

    Blow that outta yer arse
     
  10. Sideways?
     
  11. silverbullet2893

    silverbullet2893 KILL KILL!!

    IM GUY FIERI AND IM GONNA TAKE YOU TO FLAVORTOWN


    OHHHHHHH YEAHHHHHHHH
     
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  12. MyTripisCut

    MyTripisCut Dumpster, INABAG

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  13. silverbullet2893

    silverbullet2893 KILL KILL!!

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  14. Indecisi0n

    Indecisi0n Well-Known Member

    Oh you are too kind.

    Squirt squirt
     
  15. MyTripisCut

    MyTripisCut Dumpster, INABAG

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  16. Indecisi0n

    Indecisi0n Well-Known Member

    Take me!!
     
  17. Johney

    Johney Well-Known Member

    WDFD
     
  18. Yours too....
     
  19. browndevil

    browndevil Well-Known Member

    Looks like we will be taking pictures instead of scanning
     
  20. Johney

    Johney Well-Known Member

    Again....WDFD