new years eve

[Poop Head]

Double 28s and double 40s.

I'm pretty sure I've seen double 53's, coulda been 48's. Either way, looked like freaking cruise ship

 

[BakerMayfield2018]

I'm pretty sure I've seen double 53's, coulda been 48's. Either way, looked like freaking cruise ship

. My man @retiredTxfeeder would know. You ever seen this Tex?

 

[BiggieBrown]

I’m a professional party animal. I don’t throw up off liquor or drugs.

Don't sound like much of a party animal to me.
Sounds like a poser. If you aren't in the emergency room by 11 PM then you're just pretending.

 

[Poop Head]

Don't sound like much of a party animal to me.
Sounds like a poser. If you aren't in the emergency room by 11 PM then you're just pretending.

If you're not in the morgue by 10, you're just a P*

 

[BakerMayfield2018]

Don't sound like much of a party animal to me.
Sounds like a poser. If you aren't in the emergency room by 11 PM then you're just pretending.

Lmfao

 

[542thruNthru]

Sounds like your taste buds are broken. Lol

The guy said he's rich and then says he drinks tito's because it's the best bang for your buck.


I used to say that when I was poor.

 

[BakerMayfield2018]

The guy said he's rich and then says he drinks tito's because it's the best bang for your buck.


I used to say that when I was poor.

I remember sayin the old “this is just as good”. Lmfao

 

[BakerMayfield2018]

Get in where you fit in fool..

 

[silverbullet2893]

You’re not a man I’d youre not pounding Appletinis and Svedka peach.


in pusillanimous ass mother ers

 

[BakerMayfield2018]

You’re not a man I’d youre not pounding Appletinis and Svedka peach.


in pusillanimous ass mother ers

Yeeeeaaaaahhh. Buuuuddy.

 

[BakerMayfield2018]

Your out of pocket bitch. Whoooooo

 

[silverbullet2893]

Yeeeeaaaaahhh. Buuuuddy.

 

[BakerMayfield2018]

93 old school s*. Too Short!!

 

[542thruNthru]

I remember sayin the old “this is just as good”. Lmfao

All I know is if you're paying Grey Goose prices for tito's. Someone needs to introduce him to buying online.

Tito's $19.94
The Wine Club Titos Handmade Vodka


Also do yourself a favor and try a premium Vodka.
Stoli Elit Vodka

 

[silverbullet2893]

I blasted the off at the bar one night where the hot red head bartender used to work. Said make me an appletini. Smashed it, stood up screamed WOOOO, double birded the place, and walked out. Got an Uber home. Went in the next night and paid my tab. It was amazing. Have no idea why I ordered an appletini, have no idea wtf I was thinking, but it was fun.


Then the next weekend I brought a ing dinosaur in there and drank for free the whole night. Left the dinosaur and got a cab home lmfao

 

[silverbullet2893]

All I know is if you're paying Grey Goose prices for tito's. Someone needs to introduce him to buying online.

Tito's $19.94
The Wine Club Titos Handmade Vodka


Also do yourself a favor and try a premium Vodka.
Stoli Elit Vodka

Bro, listen. Appletinis.

 

[silverbullet2893]

I blasted the off at the bar one night where the hot red head bartender used to work. Said make me an appletini. Smashed it, stood up screamed WOOOO, double birded the place, and walked out. Got an Uber home. Went in the next night and paid my tab. It was amazing. Have no idea why I ordered an appletini, have no idea wtf I was thinking, but it was fun.


Then the next weekend I brought a ing dinosaur in there and drank for free the whole night. Left the dinosaur and got a cab home lmfao

This was the one I brought. Found that mother er in an empty housing authority apartment. Mother er talked and . Then women loved it.

 

[542thruNthru]

Bro, listen. Appletinis.

 

[silverbullet2893]

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Lmfao. I haven’t had an appletini ripper for awhile

 

[542thruNthru]

Lmfao. I haven’t had an appletini ripper for awhile

Had a gf that liked them. Used to make them for her all the time. You two would have got along great. You both like the same girly things. Appletinis and the flyers.