Nothingness Fluff ,part 2

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Turdferguson

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I don't know

Met a new ft driver late the other nite

He had a flashlight on his head

I couldn't stop laughing

Kept bitching about having to drive a stick

At his Age I was lucky if I even saw a PC with power steering much less get to drive it
Do they realize how stupid they look wearing a flashlight strapped to their head?
 

joeboodog

good people drink good beer
When you're in the country after dark, it's a necessity.
I also deliver out in the country. Fortunately, the village and township both require 911 signs at the end of the driveway. Also, I have been on my route for 20 years. The only time I need a flashlight is if I am delivering a Skippy split in another town.
 

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Do they realize how stupid they look wearing a flashlight strapped to their head?
He was to busy sucking

I stopped him

Calmed him down and then sorted his last 60 in hin number order as I didn't really know the area

I then proceeded to finish 40 of them blind in the time he did the other 20.

Kids these days

He's another one of our 30 day wonders that qualified as a tcd by driving for 30 during Christmas dropping pods sweeping pick ups and then became a ftmer with zero training
 

1BROWNWRENCH

Amatuer Malthusian
You guys ever get the feeling that the rest of Brown Cafe would rather have us stay in Fluffer Nation than venture forth and upset their precious serious threads about how to mount your flashlight in the cab or where to get socks?
Be sure to stay on topic on Driver Hacks. Some of whatever I said got deleted.
 

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Every once in a great while, the occasional driver may have to get out of his/her truck and find his/her way around in the dark.

Doesn't happen often, but now and then the flashlight just might be useful.
There is one in the Diad for that

And for Christs sake the damn screen is brite enough to summon bat man
 

Catatonic

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@cheryl : Damage report @tonyexpress : its those damn fluffers again
@cheryl : how far did they get
@Photog : six posts and an off topic gif
@toonertoo: stopped them just in time
@barnyard : maybe not they got to bbsam
@bbsam : I WORK FOR FEDEX :::drool:::

:::all stare at bbsam:::

@cheryl: DAMN YOU FLUFFERS!!!!
Oh it's easy to correct.
Ban from NF2 for a week or so for offending posters usually fixes the problems rather quickly! :devil:
Go ahead ... make my night!
 
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