NOW THESE BABOONS ARE CARRYING KNIVES AND CHAINSAWS!

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Workers at a popular safari park are on edge after baboons were spotted wielding tools like knives, screwdrivers, and even a chainsaw. And to make matters worse, the primates are having a blast using the tools to terrorize visitors’ cars.



The baboons at Knowsley Safari Park have long enjoyed the ignominious reputation of being extremely destructive mischief-makers who were previously infamous for nabbing objects from the cars of visitors, including side-view mirrors and windshield wipers.

One mechanic in nearby Sale said that he’s had two customers this year alone who needed work done after the monkeys went to town on their cars.
“The kids start chirping up saying they want monkeys all over the car, and the next thing you know, you’re driving home with no registration plate,” the mechanic said.
 
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