Personal Loans

trickpony1

Well-Known Member
I'm actually surprised the company doesn't offer loans.
Think of the benefits:
-the company makes money from the interest and;
-it would further indenture (trap) the employee to the point that he/she could never leave no matter how miserable the working conditions became.
-the company could put a lien on the worldly possessions of the employee HENCE exerting full and complete control.
 

km3

Well-Known Member
I'm actually surprised the company doesn't offer loans.
Think of the benefits:
-the company makes money from the interest and;
-it would further indenture (trap) the employee to the point that he/she could never leave no matter how miserable the working conditions became.
-the company could put a lien on the worldly possessions of the employee HENCE exerting full and complete control.

Don't give them ideas.
 

TearsInRain

IE boogeyman
I'm actually surprised the company doesn't offer loans.
Think of the benefits:
-the company makes money from the interest and;
-it would further indenture (trap) the employee to the point that he/she could never leave no matter how miserable the working conditions became.
-the company could put a lien on the worldly possessions of the employee HENCE exerting full and complete control.
i'll pass your idea up the IE chain, thanks this will get me a cool plaque for sure
 

Wally

BrownCafe Innovator & King of Puns
I'm actually surprised the company doesn't offer loans.
Think of the benefits:
-the company makes money from the interest and;
-it would further indenture (trap) the employee to the point that he/she could never leave no matter how miserable the working conditions became.
-the company could put a lien on the worldly possessions of the employee HENCE exerting full and complete control.
(Insert evil laugh here)...
 
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