President Trump

newfie

Well-Known Member
Did you not watch the ABC interview with Hunter Biden? Yes, he flew to China with his father on Air Force 2. Two weeks after the trip he opened a private equity firm that was funded with 1 billion, eventually $1.5 billion, from the Chinese. He admitted that he didn't have any knowledge of Ukraine or natural gas before serving on the board of the Ukrainian natural gas company and that he probably wouldn't have served on it or other boards if his last name wasn't Biden. Pledged to not serve on any boards if his father becomes president. Why should he, he's already cashed in?

yea my favorite response from the bidens. "we promise we wont do that the next time."

hunter biden didnt do the bidens any favors in that interview. smug and dismissive.

my other favorite response is from Joe Biden where his defense is that nothing has been proven against him.
 

BrownArmy

Well-Known Member
Ahh Dude!
You know you like porn!

Porn is weird, most of it is staged, and it’s boring.

I found my parents VHS porn tape and was watching it with the neighbor kid from next door, I must have been thirteen years old.

Really lame 90’s porn, everyone had big hair, I think there was a lady in a blue dress with her leg up on a fence right by a pool, and there was another lady fake licking her, whatever.

OH SNAP, DAD’s HOME

Little bitch neighbor kid runs to the back of my house, :censored2: cnt fk.

I jump into action, pull the electrical cord for the entire 1989 TV VHS setup, porn movie stops, I win.

Except...

My Electrical Engineer Dad knew right away that something was up...little bitch neighbor kid ran out the front door, and I had to explain to my father why the entire entertainment console had no power.

I was mortified when the VHS tape came out, but, to his credit, my dad sat me down and talked frankly about sex and porn etc.

Props to my dad.
 

El Correcto

god is dead
Porn is weird, most of it is staged, and it’s boring.

I found my parents VHS porn tape and was watching it with the neighbor kid from next door, I must have been thirteen years old.

Really lame 90’s porn, everyone had big hair, I think there was a lady in a blue dress with her leg up on a fence right by a pool, and there was another lady fake licking her, whatever.

OH SNAP, DAD’s HOME

Little bitch neighbor kid runs to the back of my house, :censored2: cnt fk.

I jump into action, pull the electrical cord for the entire 1989 TV VHS setup, porn movie stops, I win.

Except...

My Electrical Engineer Dad knew right away that something was up...little bitch neighbor kid ran out the front door, and I had to explain to my father why the entire entertainment console had no power.

I was mortified when the VHS tape came out, but, to his credit, my dad sat me down and talked frankly about sex and porn etc.

Props to my dad.
SMH, you didn’t even have degenerate hentai, why even live?
 

newfie

Well-Known Member
joe biden the gift that keeps giving. In last nights debate he said:

"why should someone clipping coupons in the stock market may, in fact, pay a lower tax rate than someone who in fact is, like I said a school teacher and a fireman? Its rediculous"
 

moreluck

golden ticket member
joe biden the gift that keeps giving. In last nights debate he said:

"why should someone clipping coupons in the stock market may, in fact, pay a lower tax rate than someone who in fact is, like I said a school teacher and a fireman? Its rediculous"
It was at that moment that I looked at my hubby and said, "What did he just say?"
 

Indecisi0n

Well-Known Member
Porn is weird, most of it is staged, and it’s boring.

I found my parents VHS porn tape and was watching it with the neighbor kid from next door, I must have been thirteen years old.

Really lame 90’s porn, everyone had big hair, I think there was a lady in a blue dress with her leg up on a fence right by a pool, and there was another lady fake licking her, whatever.

OH SNAP, DAD’s HOME

Little bitch neighbor kid runs to the back of my house, :censored2: cnt fk.

I jump into action, pull the electrical cord for the entire 1989 TV VHS setup, porn movie stops, I win.

Except...

My Electrical Engineer Dad knew right away that something was up...little bitch neighbor kid ran out the front door, and I had to explain to my father why the entire entertainment console had no power.

I was mortified when the VHS tape came out, but, to his credit, my dad sat me down and talked frankly about sex and porn etc.

Props to my dad.
Was it an in ground pool?
 

brownmonster

Man of Great Wisdom
joe biden the gift that keeps giving. In last nights debate he said:

"why should someone clipping coupons in the stock market may, in fact, pay a lower tax rate than someone who in fact is, like I said a school teacher and a fireman? Its rediculous"
Let's start digging up Trump quotes.
 

bbsam

Moderator
Staff member
Porn is weird, most of it is staged, and it’s boring.

I found my parents VHS porn tape and was watching it with the neighbor kid from next door, I must have been thirteen years old.

Really lame 90’s porn, everyone had big hair, I think there was a lady in a blue dress with her leg up on a fence right by a pool, and there was another lady fake licking her, whatever.

OH SNAP, DAD’s HOME

Little bitch neighbor kid runs to the back of my house, :censored2: cnt fk.

I jump into action, pull the electrical cord for the entire 1989 TV VHS setup, porn movie stops, I win.

Except...

My Electrical Engineer Dad knew right away that something was up...little bitch neighbor kid ran out the front door, and I had to explain to my father why the entire entertainment console had no power.

I was mortified when the VHS tape came out, but, to his credit, my dad sat me down and talked frankly about sex and porn etc.

Props to my dad.

I went on the offensive and said, “Well you didn’t catch me with my stash of gay porn so ya got that goin’ for ya!”
 
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Sportello

Well-Known Member
Dear Leader just did a long, exaggerated, one of these when fact checked by our female astronauts.

EHLRYidWkAEIT2P
 

DriveInDriveOut

Inordinately Right
Dear Leader just did a long, exaggerated, one of these when fact checked by our female astronauts.

EHLRYidWkAEIT2P
That's what you deserve if you're not a complete sycophant toward the god-emperor. LOL

Trump:
It's the first female spacewalk.
Astronaut:
Actually, it's just the first time two females spacewalked at the same time.
Trump:
WTF, why the hell are you people wasting my time?
 
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