Rastafarian Beard Exemption.

Analbumcover

Analbumcover

ControlPkgs
As the title says.

New guy working as a reg-temp driver at our center comes in sporting a Randy Savage beard. Multiple inquisitive minds ask about the beard to which he responds "I have a documented beard exemption. I'm Rastafarian."

I always thought Rastafarians smoked a lot of weed and worshiped some Ethiopian king who was the reincarnation of Jesus or something.

Our guys get flack for wearing flesh-toned under armor to cover up tattoos but he gets to come in looking like
bonesaw-is-ready-youre-going-nowhere-i-got-you-for-three-minutes.jpg


So far it's going over really well with the Ted Nugent demographic that makes up the bulk of our drivers.
 
rod

rod

Retired 23 years
Analbumcover said:
As the title says.

New guy working as a reg-temp driver at our center comes in sporting a Randy Savage beard. Multiple inquisitive minds ask about the beard to which he responds "I have a documented beard exemption. I'm Rastafarian."

I always thought Rastafarians smoked a lot of weed and worshiped some Ethiopian king who was the reincarnation of Jesus or something.

Our guys get flack for wearing flesh-toned under armor to cover up tattoos but he gets to come in looking like
bonesaw-is-ready-youre-going-nowhere-i-got-you-for-three-minutes.jpg


So far it's going over really well with the Ted Nugent demographic that makes up the bulk of our drivers.
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If he's a new guy he should be assigned to the worst part of town where no one gives a crap what he looks like.
 
MyTripisCut

MyTripisCut

Tiyeeee-gyyyeah!
This place doesn't even seem to care if packages get delivered anymore. We have carts of "futured" packages everyday. They won't care about beards and appearance soon enough. Maybe already.
 
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