Retirees in the Buff
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moreluck
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I AM A SEENAGER (Senior teenager)
I have everything that I wanted as a teenager, only 50 years later.
• I don’t have to go to school or work.
• I get an allowance every month.
• I have my own pad.
• I don’t have a curfew.
• I have a driver’s license and my own car.
• And I don’t have acne.
Life is Good!
I have everything that I wanted as a teenager, only 50 years later.
• I don’t have to go to school or work.
• I get an allowance every month.
• I have my own pad.
• I don’t have a curfew.
• I have a driver’s license and my own car.
• And I don’t have acne.
Life is Good!
moreluck
golden ticket member
THE QUESTIONS ARE EASY TO ANSWER!
Question: Why are retirees so slow to clean out the basement, attic or garage?
Answer: They know that as soon as they do, one of their adult kids will want to store stuff there.
Question: What do retirees call a long lunch? Answer: Normal.
Question: What is the best way to describe retirement? Answer: The never-ending coffee break.
Question: Why are retirees so slow to clean out the basement, attic or garage?
Answer: They know that as soon as they do, one of their adult kids will want to store stuff there.
Question: What do retirees call a long lunch? Answer: Normal.
Question: What is the best way to describe retirement? Answer: The never-ending coffee break.
moreluck
golden ticket member
ADVANTAGES OF BEING OVER 50
1) Kidnappers are not very interested in you.
2) In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.
3) No one expects you to run into a burning building.
4) People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.
5) There's nothing left to learn the hard way.
6) Things you buy now won't wear out.
7) You enjoy hearing about other people's operations.
8) You get into a heated argument about pension plans.
9) You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room.
10) Your eyes won't get much worse.
11) Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the guys with the Live Doppler 10,000.
12) Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.
13) Your supply of brain cells is finally down to a manageable size.
14) A thirty year mortgage sounds like a pretty clever scam.
1) Kidnappers are not very interested in you.
2) In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.
3) No one expects you to run into a burning building.
4) People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.
5) There's nothing left to learn the hard way.
6) Things you buy now won't wear out.
7) You enjoy hearing about other people's operations.
8) You get into a heated argument about pension plans.
9) You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room.
10) Your eyes won't get much worse.
11) Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the guys with the Live Doppler 10,000.
12) Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.
13) Your supply of brain cells is finally down to a manageable size.
14) A thirty year mortgage sounds like a pretty clever scam.
