Scary bugs on route

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by Wrong, Jul 30, 2019.

  1. Wrong

    Wrong :))

    Today I was doing find barcode and walking to the customer’s box for deliveries. I was looking at the board entering the last four and bending down to set their package in the box and as I started moving up my hair brushed this hell spawn’s web. I saw the spider web in the top of my peripherals, once my hair caused it to move, I hadn’t noticed this bastard since I was looking at my board and almost got him in my hair!

    I immediately ducked down, spun to run away and then fell over myself two or three times sending my diad flying. I had to take a minute to recover and get my heart rate down, I don’t even know wtf kind of spider this is, but I know it had bloodlust in its 8 eyes as it watched me fall down.

    Do y’all have freaky insects on your area?
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  2. Wally

    Wally BrownCafe Innovator & King of Puns

  3. Yeet

    Yeet Inbound, turnaround, go to town

    Looks like a banana spider.
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  4. DumbTruckDriver

    DumbTruckDriver Allergic to cardboard.

    I see those all the time. They like to hang out around gates in the country.

    Nothing will make you pucker your sphincter harder than absentmindedly stepping out of the cab onto a copperhead snake.
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  5. Wrong

    Wrong :))

    No I checked it was definitely satan.
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  6. Wrong

    Wrong :))

    I’ve seen em before and have almost walked into their web when the customer uses their side door and not their front door I’m trying to deliver at, but this was my closest call.
  7. Crash-n-Burn

    Crash-n-Burn Over/under

    Sweet dreams
  8. Yeet

    Yeet Inbound, turnaround, go to town

    Dude that freaking thing is massive!
  9. PASinterference

    PASinterference Yes, I know I'm working late.

    It's a garden spider. Harmless.
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  10. burrheadd

    burrheadd KING Of GIFS

    Where you at,the Amazon jungle
  11. Wrong

    Wrong :))

    Wtf why does it have Advil legs.
  12. 542thruNthru

    542thruNthru Well-Known Member

    I didn't realize wrong worked in south america.

    Looks like a yellow garden spider.
  13. Wrong

    Wrong :))

    This is nothing, you should see the damn mothras we got out here. They are bigger than some birds.
  14. Yeet

    Yeet Inbound, turnaround, go to town

    Golden orb weaver. We call them banana spiders in Florida. My bad, been calling them that my whole life.
  15. The Driver

    The Driver I drive.

    Looks like a baddie from Zelda: Ocarina of Time
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  16. DeliveryMachine

    DeliveryMachine Active Member

    Those spiders are completely harmless. That being said, I would have had to drive home for new underwear if I was within 10 feet of that bad boy
  17. cosmo1

    cosmo1 Perhaps. Staff Member

    Been there, done that.
  18. over9five

    over9five Moderator Staff Member

    You're lucky to be alive, @Wrong ...!
  19. RTCD

    RTCD Member

    9FAD42D9-F807-4527-95FA-2253F157EF60.jpeg Stepped over a black hose... was fairly surprised when it started moving across the walkway.
  20. 542thruNthru

    542thruNthru Well-Known Member

    Can't tell what kind of snake it is.
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